I’m an indie treat, Bananas Foster For The People

“I said I want a full house / they said, ‘you got it dude!’”

“it ain’t ironic, I fuckin’ love Rugrats!”

Oh wait, those are both real.

Let me try one out:

“they said I’m just like that Culkin kid, even in New York I’m home alone too”

p good

Like a Rasta straight from Austin, you will know me by the trail of dreads

Illinois-centric with this one, but:

“I’m always like those Jesse White kids, always fuckin’ with Tumblr”

lol

I’ve been trying to come up with one involving his 30 Rock Emmy, Urkel, and “did I do that” but its proving elusive.

whites be tumblrin this week on ilx

Get girls? Urkel Gambino gets many,

“Did I do that?” Fucked her with my Emmy.

And, scene.

Lmao

did i ruin this for everyone?

yes, but you did so in the best possible way

otm

“I said I want a full house / they said, ‘you got it dude!’”

that Sinefeld gif where he gets fed up and leaves the movie theater.

I can’t beat the urkel one but:

menage a trois with two models in the silver rolls royce

i let her pick out the other girl cuz it was sophie’s choice

Now that’s the spirit. If my brain wasn’t 100% fried from work this week I’d attempt more.

i feel like this is very quickly going to become indistinguishable from ‘thread for fake paul barman lines’

yo we sex cops, cuz we bust nuts

when i was 16 i was always on the john... yoko ono

jerkin it like the new boyz, no chaz bono

I’m a smart feller

Not a fart smella

I’m at the center of it all

I’m like Rockefeller

xpost

awesome

gambino’s so hollywood, sparta, spacey, bay, “darling”

fuckin four sisters, martha macy may marlene

got that nbc money, credit card voids never

gambino’s deep in the pussy like andrew lloyd webber

is childish gambino gonna go all brian wilson now that he has to compete with “shout out to the asian girls, let the lights dim sum”

while lames are at their jobs, i’m munching on their honey’s bun

gambino makes asians disappear like the casting director of “21”

hoes think i’m jill abramson the way i get that paper

gambino’ll leave you smoking, call me don draper

gambino’s like cm punk, y’all could never pin me

see more naked girls in my studio than ryan mcgliney

girl we can get it on like voltron... come together

gambino puts more cream on white girls skin than unilever

girl you’re a virgin? i still may do it

there will be blood, daniel day lewis

people think I’m uncool

but I’m not

I fucked this asian bitch till she was a round eye

reptar reptar johnathan franzen

first black mc drama geek call me new wave no rohmer

sex more: oral, tail, anal and got dough like homer

After this I hit the highway

headin’ west like I’m fuckin blowin kanye

that was a real line tho so it doesnt count

my dick’s long like a joanna newsom song, she had to give me props

saw deerhunter on my ipod then she sucked my bradford cox

irl lol

i told her i’d forget her like tapes n tapes if she thinks those lames hurt me

then i pulled out my dick and said “this is happening” like my name was james murphy

saw deerhunter on my ipod then she sucked my bradford cox

did you have to google this?

When I’m all up in the itchy-woo #Sigur Ros

You be wishin’ I’m your boyfriend #Best Coast

you think j0rdan needs google to know the name of the singer from deerhunter?

i... guess??

i dont think you are allowed to write for p4k regularly and not know who bradford cox is

j0rdan is pretty up on buzzbands is all i’m saying

it’s his only real character flaw imo

deerhunter is a buzzband??

well they had to be at one point, right?

sandbox posting is the art of pretend ignorance

“deerhunter is a buzzband??”

- signed ilx’s #1 chillwave stenographer

does that mean є(٥_ ٥)э is lamp? i still have no idea who almost anybody is

indeed

speak to different demographics... Slim Shady

whose line’s it anyway... Wayne Brady

New England girls? Their donuts I’m dunkin’

Midwest girls? I’m smashin’ their pumpkins

California girls? I got a little somethin’

I’m ginnin’ their juice with Snoop and a blumkin

sandbox posting is the art of pretend ignorance

you not getting this is why i was surprised you knew who the lead singer of deerhunter was in the first place, i guess

not getting what

The industry created this monster, no HR Giger

My shorty need to loosen up, she need some Dickens Cider

She was hot like Pam Anderson, well hello sailor

Went and whipped out my tool time like I’m Tim Taylor

well hello sailor

not even childish gambino would say this

got that green album in my hash pipe, i’m a smoker not a weezer

no cuomo but i’m stalkin’ all these asian ivy leaguers

i’m all over tumblr like lesbians who look like bieber

make you bi if you let me say hi to your beaver