Hot or nOT?! Seriously.

Very not. Voyeurism. Unknown rappers boasting about their diamond electric sockets, wtf? But also: weirdly compelling and mesmerising when come across accidentally while channel hopping.

I think it’s HOTT. There’s nothing like seeing a gazillion cars in front of a cardboard house.

Redman was even poorer than I thought he would be.

I seem to remember Redman’s most impressive asset being an entire (cheapshit) DVD shelf full of pr0n, or was that someone else?

moby lived in some crap apartment

Moby was all high n’ mighty about owning books and shit. “Nobody reads anymore! Look at my Klaus Kinski biography, blah blah blah”

Then there was another one where he was showing off his Scrabble board or something. We get it Moby, yr “SMART”.

he’s a fucking vegan whaddaya expect, guns and redman’s porn?

I bet Moby has like a complete collection of Belladonna DVDs hidden behind all those books.

Is Moby a virgin or no?

He’d like you to think he’s not.

the kid from sum 41 that still lived with his parents was amazing

I would definitely buy a DVD of all the episodes of Cribs.

Then I would regret it.

Yeah let’s talk about Moby’s virginity (or lack thereof) some more. I find that highly entertaining.

Moby’s virginity: HOT or NOT?!!

the kid from sum 41 that still lived with his parents was amazing

haha I was gonna post this, best cribz ever

BAHAHAHAHA WTF

More Moby Gossip

Moby Slams Fox Parkinson Attack.

Moby calls Tom and Katie grotesque

Spaceman Moby

Moby slams Eminem’s murder music

Moby—George Bush A ‘Nut Job’

Moby Witness’s Brutal Stabbing

Moby Loves Las Vagas For Its Tacky Ignorance

Moby’s bootleg treat

Gay daddy Moby

Moby’s gay daddy dream

Moby Poor Childhood Made Him A Workaholic

hahahahaha:

Dance star MOBY has launched a scathing attack on Republican RUSS LIMBAUGH after he poked fun at MICHAEL J FOX’s Parkinson Disease symptoms

Moby wants gay children
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Moby wants gay children

moby lived in some crap apartment

Wha? Moby’s apartment was amazing—(multi-million) dollar Manhattan loft with roof deck, sun room, etc. Far and away the nicest home ever featured on Cribs.

My favorite episode was Melissa Joan Hart—Sabrina the Googly-Eyed Witch shows offer her impressive stash of high-dollar gin in every room of the house.

Moby was on twice. First time was apartment w/ books, second time was loft w/Scrabble.

i can’t believe how much he’s changed

Who was the rapper who pulled an Alan Partridge-esque mournful “Never gonna use it...” over his pool table? Trick Daddy?