ts: spanish johnny vs eddie vs ralph vs franky vs my v.a. man

LET’S HERE IT FOR THE BIG MAN, COURTENEY COX

ALLY OTM

WENDY

THE BIG MAN WHO JOINED THE BAND

WENDY IS NOT A DUDE DISQUALIFIED (BUT BIG MAN WHO JOINED THE BAND OTM REQUALIFIED)

good one, Tombot! yer teh funney

;_?

little known fact, you and i are now married.

Tombot 1000% OTM

does this mean i have to start listening to underworld?

Now I’m back to being offended.

just making fun of pete be cool!

to get back to the topic of the thread:

Power Thirteen — has there ever been a springsteen dude with a goofier name?

lmao those comics are *killing* me :D

plz to publish more

it’s little steven w/t the bandana!

How about Terry? Sometimes it seems like a guy. Except when he’s laying in the dark like an angel on Bruce’s chest.

in the cold light of dawn, i have to say that spanish johnny is my favorite.

still unmentioned: kyle william, johnny 99, the chicken man, wayne, go-cart mozart.

Every song on Greetings has a gang of like, ten dudes.

Such hacky, cliched names! (Just like all those crap Hollywood action movies where the hero’s always named Jack.) Pure “West Side Story”. Would it have killed him to show a little imagination and conjure up a Preston or a Clifford? Or if those are too WASPy, even a nice down-to-earth Doug would be a refreshing change.

And as for “Spanish Johnny”: Wouldn’t “Juan” make more sense?

puerto rican jane oh wont you tell me whats your name

Anyone up in this bitch gonna show love for the Magic Rat?

And don’t get me started about the Dude from LA in the Camaro. Bruce drove that Camaro off his back and stole his girl, although in hindsight that was most likely a mistake, because now she sits on the porch of her daddy’s house with torn dreams and eyes that hate for just being born. Just being born, people!!!!

I’ve always wanted to hang with Go-Kart Mozart and lil’ Early Pearly...

those romantic young boys, all they want to do is zing

otm

B-Side dude: Johnson Lanier from “Shut out the Light”. His family called him John. He couldn’t move his hands.

and what about Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knees Willie and Big Bones Billy? Are Little Dynamite and Little Gun people?

There gonna be there.

Jimmy the Saint

That pure American brother had a Chevy stocked Super 8 which he used to ride low on the hip. On the side it said Bound For Glory in red white and blue flash paint. Poor son of a bitch never should have driven into that hurricane.

“terry” is a guy i think...i always heard backstreets as a gay epic

Why WOULDN’T Little Dynamite and Little Gun be people?!

i thought they were metaphors for like... burgeoning sexuality and/or a desire

for escape.

What about Hey Bus Driver as in Hey Bus Driver/Keep the change

Baltimore, Jack

Ralph (Johnny 99’s real name)

Mean John Brown (the judge in Johnny 99)

This thread makes me depressed because I couldn’t name one dude from a Bruce Springsteen song but could probably name like twenty from Les Claypool songs. That is something worth being depressed over.

Bad Scooter!

ok i’m done

How about Tweeter and The Monkeyman?

Teaser & The Firecat

Leppo & The Jooves

Rock Meat & The Hard-Ons

etc.

those romantic young boys, all they want to do is zing

— a_p (a|e...), February 14th, 2007 4:33 PM. (a_p) (later) (link)

Erm, Tom Joad. Oh, wait, that’s Steinbeck...

Every song on Greetings has a gang of like, ten dudes.

Yes. A catalogue of “Spirit in the Night”:

The Mission Man

Wild Billy

G-Man

Hazy Davy

Killer Joe

not to mention himself.

charlie starkweather slightly edges out courteney cox in my book