I don’t known what the single is but I know they’re filming the video today and tomorrow in L.A. This idea should work for all parties involved, especially trendy indie kids who love Scarlett Johansson and also like admit to “slumming” by listening to Justin Timberlake. No news link to this yet so I guess then hype can begin here...

I love her. Wasn’t there a rumor that she had sex with Benicio Del Tores in an elevator at some awards show? Either way, I love her.

Who knows. These days I like to think that unless something is on youtube we can assume it never happened.

She has the highest ratio of jaw-dropping sexiness to talent of any actress in history.

A few weeks ago, I caught the end of a music video that she’s in, all dressed up like a 50s housewife. It wasn’t JT but it might have been a Tom Waits track. Did I imagine this? I haven’t seen it since.

I’m pretty sure she was in a Bob Dylan video earlier this year. She’s absolutely gorgeous.

admit to “slumming” by listening to Justin Timberlake

there’s this thing called poptimism...

hurting otm

she reminds me a bit of Johnboy from The Waltons.

I can only assume Woody Allen was having a laugh by casting her as a middle-class Jewish schlemiel.

It’s not like she comes off as especially dumb or obnoxious. She’s graceful, she has style, she’s just an unbelievably flat actress who plays every role the same way, which is to say, barely.

troof

Come to think of it, I’d prefer it if she played every role barely

It’s not like she comes off as especially dumb or obnoxious. She’s graceful, she has style, she’s just an unbelievably flat actress who plays every role the same way, which is to say, barely.

She’s marketed as a counter to all the fake blonde actresses in Hollywood, much like rock bands with a 1970s hard rock sound and style are meant to be the answered prayer for fans of “real” rock and roll who are sick of soft men with synths and goofy hair. Sure the same companies and agencies are usually pushing both products, but they like to pretend the heads side of the quarter is vastly different and worth far more than the tails side, when it’s time to advertise the heads side.

Have they made a video for “What Goes Around...” yet?

she was costume director on Gummo!

Have they made a video for “What Goes Around...” yet?

The word on the street is that JT slapped this title on the “Cry Me A River” video.

she was costume director on Gummo!

That was Chloe Sevigny, not Scarlett Johansson!

Susan Douglas OTM!