“Do you party?”
Sex addiction is a bitch.A cruel mistrexx.
don’t be an Urban informer, i.e. STOP SNITCHIN
is there a Hairlines Anonymous?
is there a blog you can post this shit on? maybe a comments box on TMZ.com?
it’s my break from th horrors of war,now be a good douchebag and kill yourself.
Nicole Kidman, knows how to pick ’em.
In my head, that rhymed, but in retrospect, it doesn’t really.
I’m sorry if I hurt Nicole,‘ she says, ‘but I just want to tell the truth and move on.
‘I hope she finds happiness with him. But Keith is a deeply troubled man. I hope, for her sake, that he sorts himself out.
’She deserves better.’
I mean no harm to his wife and I really just want to tell the truth and move on...but before we can move on we need to get it all out, here’s some pictures of me boozing it up on his lap. Crazy, huh? Like my pictures, well headshots and resume can be found on my site if you’re intere...
why was al being a save a aussie ho on this thread?
i thought keith urban,his private life,his hookers,and his substance problem would be of some interest to somebody.I thought.but then i didn’t count on gossip hatas.who can.they are so quiet.
I never noticed before but he kind of looks like Pauly Shore.
haha i’m not really trying to protect the privacy of country heartthrobs here, more quixotically defending the nebulous idea that there’s any difference between ‘good threads’ and ‘stupid threads’ around here
i mean let’s face it this is maybe a half step up from “lol britney crotch shots!” best-week-ever-isms.
u face it
omg i’ve been FACED
can we make FACED the new ZING?
Donkey Hotay
Don Qui4-Tay
AL-“quixotically defending the nebulous idea” since Dec 29th 2006
don’t act like I just started this shit, nebulous 4 life
CAPN SAVE-A-[QUI]XO[TE]
I would kill to see an accurate percentage of ILMers that learned the phrase “captain save-a-ho” from E-40 vs. ILMers that learned it from the noize dude board
somehow i doubt those are the only two portals thru which captain-save-a-ho has entered the greater consciousness.
but at least the good fight is being uh fought.
MICHAEL SAID IT ON PROJECT RUNWAY
the fight to save hoes? anyway, ILX =/ greater consciousness, especially judging from the fact that half the people around here seem blissfully unaware of any of the headlines of the day until there’s an ILE thread about one of them.
(xpost)
haha google reveals that captain save-a-ho has been used in the last six months by both the advocate and “hockey’s ladies of greatness.”
al have you become captain save-a-ilx simply out of seniority or is it an actual impulse on your part to internet betterment?
i can tell you this, ilx is like the weather, unchangable, unknowable...you’re better off just finding a new girl.
well, my quest can’t be all that quixotic if it ends the moment I leave my desk or have actual work to keep me busy, feel me?
and hell if I’m gonna take advice on how to abritrarily police this place from the godfather of the controversial mod edit!
“feel me”
no homophones
lol sorry, sorry
that actually wasn’t what i was laughing about but it does add another wrinkle
i can’t decide if “another wrinkle” deserves a no homo or not
take it to a bar, you two!
i think he just needs to meet me in an alley one night and take a swing to get it out of his system already
I can’t think of any reason “wrinkle” deserves a no homo other than a number of words it rhymes with or is an anagram of (including “Winkler”)
(xpost u think i’m mad, doggie?)
seriously, you’re both in the same town. “meet in an alley,” “swing,” and “get it out of your system.”
we’re actually literally right across the street from each other. if my window was on the other side of the building where I work and Jess didn’t enter the CP office from a back entrance(no homo) I’d be taunting him with a laser pointer every day.
i might put a flaming bag of dog poop on your steps
(no homo)
anyway I’m always amazed that it isn’t more clear to people that when I’m mean or bitchy it’s coming from a place of petulant boredom rather than genuine anger. maybe then I wouldn’t get terse e-mails from Sean Fennessey.
(xpost haha i’m really trying to imagine how people would react to dog poo on the steps of a human tissue bank. but seriously don’t do that to the poor girl who works the front desk.)
haha al i didn’t think you were actually beefing with me. besides, this has kept me from repeatedly checking travelocity for low-price fares to chicago. (no emo.)
i’m actually kind of glad that the sandbox has stripped me of my mod powers because i’m afraid i’d be abusing them heavily this week
wishing hoosteen and louis jagger into the cornfield and whatnot
anyway I’m always amazed that it isn’t more clear to people that when I’m mean or bitchy it’s coming from a place of petulant boredom rather than genuine anger
I think “get off the dick, bitch” is a valid response to bitchiness coming from either place.
let freddie hubbard do the talkin for ya
Nice production of Sartre’s No Exit upthread there.
I think “no homo” is a valid response to “get off the dick, bitch.”
wouldn’t “homo” be a valid response to “get off the dick, bitch”?
i guess bitch could be being used in that david banner equal opportunity way
wishing hoosteen and louis jagger into the cornfield and whatnot
— violent j (jharvel...), December 29th, 2006
“every time i think i’m in...”
sorry i didnt mean to paint you with the jagger brush. not really familiar with your work. sub in, uh, ramzi.
shit, i’m getting soft.
no homo?
hoosten otm
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hahaha. but yeah, no beef! I was serious about the laser pointer thing, though, btw, we got a bunch of them in the office a while back for some reason, but I think I broke mine already.