He wins, folks!

“I won, folks!”

Picture of Gary Brooker not included due to his unfortunate resemblance to Big Ron Out Of EastEnders.

“Blah blah blah royalties. Blah blah blah shh! Blah Blah Blah not tell him”

Kate Bush not available for comment

So when are Calvin Lewis and Andrew Wright going to lodge their claim apropos “When A Man Loves A Woman” then?

Johann Sebastian Bach likewise unavailable for comment