u know what’s stupid, the person who made that graphic. “immedietly”

ACHTUNG

kmfdm c/d ????

me? i say dud. i never thought their shtick was clever on a musical or comedic level. also all the wiccan asshole tweeker dorks liked them. just paint by numbers dance goth industrial bullshit. fuuuuuuuuuuck you.

I lost my virginity to KMFDM.

MYSTERY OF WHY I HAVE PROBLEMS = SOLVED

i think it goes deeper than that, dude.

the kids that wore KMFDM t-shirts were maybe the same kids that might be zipperpant kids today. you’re walking a fine line there

my freshman year in college two guys lived down the hall from me—twins—whose parents were buddhist monks. their favorite bands were kmfdm and three 6 mafia.

I once sang along with En Esch on the chorus to “Godlike.” Long story. (Friendly guy!)

classic!

just bought their first album (proper), WDYKD. pretty fucking awesome.

ME I FUNK

Weekend At Bernies III: The Fat Goths

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KMFDM

Sucks

we like talkin’ dirty

we smoke and we drink

we’re kmfdm and all other bands stink

our music is sampled

totally fake

it’s done by machines ‘coz they don’t make mistakes

we don’t have no lyrics

our message is nil

we hate all dj’s

they’re makin’ us ill

whatever we tell ‘ya

is meant to be crap

we hate all music and especially rap

we don’t like

we hate depeche mode

we don’t care for madonna or kylie minogue

our records have stickers with a warning from tipper

‘coz they’re no good for kids

if we’d get her we’d strip her

kmfdm forward the ultimate sound

and a message from satan

if you turn it around

you might think we’re stupid

but we’re way above it

we don’t give a shit

and the kids just love it

we wouldn’t sell to a major for a couple of bucks

no doubt about it kmfdm sucks

they are really corny but i still like them

I haven’t listened to KMFDM in like 10 years! I wonder if I would still like it.

Kill Mother-Fucking Depeche Mode

They were decent live—saw ’em on the Angstfest tour in whatever year that was...’92, ’93, maybe ’94?

snopes has no entry regarding the “kill mother fucking depeche mode” rumor.

we don’t have no lyrics
our message is nil

That’s not true!! KMFDM is a drug against war! (beeoww, beeoww, beeoww, beeoww....)

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did you lose your viriginity to the KMFDM song that goes “VIRUS . . . GONNA KILL YOU ... GONNA FUCK YOU UP . . . ”

or was it “Crazy Horses”?

snopes has no entry regarding the “kill mother fucking depeche mode” rumor.

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Of those I really like Kraftwerk Made For Deaf Moshers

Drew, I think I need to go back and figure that out :(