lennon hired chapman to kill him so he wouldn’t have to live in a world with you.

holy conspiracies batman, sounds like this calls for a lazy and self-aggrandizing blog post about it on yr myspace page!

To get to the other side?

DAMMIT DAVER

BAN PEW

xpost: omg ur such a spanner

Jodie Foster’s shaved pussy L@@K!

No Louis, the visual metaphor was meant to be a whole shop’s worth of being a tool.

The responses to this question are pretty inspired.

NV, I realised that, it’s just that pretty much every identifiable tool on view is a spanner, hence the corruption. :-)

David RER’s is the best so far.

Well, that’s the kiss of death right there.

congratulations : D

does anyone in the history of the internet ever think these ‘visual metaphors’ are worth the time and effort it took to find, download, take up disk space then post?

I realize it suppose to convey a certain “detached, too-coo-for-school pretentiousness” but really it just sorta reveals that you arent literate enough to actually come up with a creative comment on the subject matter...

[IMG]http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h175/PaulEdwardWagemann/DOUCHE.jpg[/IMG]

Beat you to it!

Either that or they just found a picture of a guy looking stupid and hotlinked it. Which takes a lot less time and is a lot less retarded than any of your posts.

Here is a graph you made earlier:

xposts. Learn to link images.

Writing “you” instead of “I” when trying to call someone retarded on the internet: Classic or dud.

Paul Albert Wagemann

Von Geburt Nordhesse, später Wahlberliner und Euro-Migrant. Nach Philologie- u. Politikstudium u. Referendariat diverse Lehrtätigkeiten und Jobs. Seit 1989 als freier Radio-, Buch- und Dokumentarfilmautor in Berlin, seit 1995 auch in Barcelona. Zahlreiche Veröffentlichungen. Jurypreis beim Lobby-Filmfestival in Frankfurt/Main 1998 für „Dat geit los“. Autorenstipendium der Stiftung Preussische Seehandlung Berlin 2000. Letzte Buchveröffentlichung: Kamasutra für Autofahrer oder was Sie schon immer über Sex auf Rädern wissen wollten. Rake Vlg., Kiel, 2002

xpost: yes, that was the only problem with an otherwise faultless takedown...

David Geffen had Lennon murdered! Double Fantasy, the very first (non-Donna Summer) release on his brand new vanity label, was slipping down the charts too soon, so he hired Mark (as in “marksman”) David Chapman to put his military skills to use and boost record sales in the most coldblooded fashion. The ploy worked, as we all know; and that would’ve been the end of the story, had a certain grunge-goddess not gotten wind of the scheme years later. Yes, Courtney Love (as in “All You Need Is...”) somehow found out about Geffen’s nefarious scheming, and blackmailed him into signing her band Hole (as in Blackburn, Lancashire and the Albert Hall) to his new, improved DGC label—which also boasted Nirvana, led of course by Kurt Cobain, aka Mr. Courtney Love. The score thus settled, all was well—for awhile. Then, in early 1994, Geffen met with Love privately, complaining that Nirvana’s recent In Utero had begun slipping down the charts too soon, and that Hole’s latest ready-for-release effort was sure to flop unless drastic measures were taken to boost sales. Together, they concocted a scheme that was to send shockwaves through the world of popular music.

THEY invented Napster?!?

why was PEW asininated?