It’s a treasure. Much Idolator roffling the other day.
That explains why the album only just went top 20 on release.
It’s on a par with that Liam Gallagher live video which was as bad.
who the hell is this
She’s a British politician and glamour model. Married to Peter Andre, a singer.
Jordan revealed in an interview with Elle magazine that Peter’s secret for keeping his perma-tan is to smother himself in Coca-Cola before sunbathing. She also said that the secret to keeping insects away is to use Diet Coke.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Andre
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Former page 3 girl/soft porn model Katie “Jordan” Price and Peter Andre (Australian pop star from the mid 90s) who got married a few years back after they appeared on some reality tv program. They have now done a duet covers album.
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We all know WAY too much about these people.
Well they’re in UK media everyday and are inescapable. What’s your excuse? ;)
Although she was already a well-established model, with frequent appearances on Page 3 and in men’s lifestyle magazines such as Horse And Hound and Wizzards Sleeve to her credit...
Did she ever appear in porn mags?
Does The Lex know about Jordan?
of course
that song up yonder is his single of the year
She has artificial, er, personalities
Also, PHOWAR BIG FAKE TITS!!!
that picture = “I suggest you and your K-mart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander”
Newport, Wales to an English mother; her maternal grandmother was Jewish.[1]
NICE.
Of course, this is fake.
Hahahaha that’s excruciating.
LEX GET ON THIS THREAD NOW URGENT AND KEY
i saw her on a eurovision show, singing, a few years ago, and she was appalling.
She’s pretty bad/borderline here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiZ__Ic2Qmc
She must be surrounded by yes-men or something, and no-one will tell her she flat-out can’t sing.
I don’t think anyone believes its a fake.
i believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky
Ah yes, R Kelly and his less popular follow-up “I Believe I Can Get Away With Kiddy Fiddling (Allegedly).”
HER TITS ARE FAKE?!? WTF!
Dudes lay off, I ain’t tryin to be a singer.
You must at least pass on the name of your surgeon.
Bill Drummond’s involved in this project fer sure.
She’d probably have been better off with an “I couldn’t hear myself in the monitors, you don’t understand, it’s very technical” excuse. Cause, like, some of her extreme pitchshifts actually do sound like ... well, a shitty singer who can’t hear herself, as opposed to a shitty singer at the top of her game?
The painfulness of Jordan’s singing tends to draw attention away from Andre struggling to hit the high notes, his slack timing, unpleasant nasal tone, and mainly THOSE FUCK-AWFUL LYRICS!!!
They can’t be blamed for the lyrics: it’s a Disney song!
Is it? Blimey. It sounds bad enough to be in a don bluth movie.
it’s from ‘Beauty And The Beast’ isn’t it? very sporting of whichever one out of Peter and Jordan is meant to represent the beast.
Hrrrmmm. My sound is so bad it’s hard to tell. The giveaway would be to see if there were any obvious editing during the bits where they sing together—funnily enough, that’s where the sound went really scratchy on my machine.
To my ears, the “Jordan” voice sounds suspiciously doubled at the end. Why would a live track be doubled like that?
I mean, I’m not saying it’s not real, just something about it doesn’t sound right to me. (And it’s not the tuneless singing.)
Why? Because she could be singing along to the backing that has the original vocal, rather than miming.
No, that doubled sounding effect made me think that the terrible vocal was overdubbed in over an existing vocal. But, like I said, I have really shitty sound on this puter.
Hahahahaha why does no one ever remember which Disney movie this song is from? (HINT: It’s “Aladdin”.)
K, I’ve seen live performances where people sing over their studio vocals so that they don’t have to pay a band, usually in environments like this clip indicates. I do agree that as it goes on, the vocals sound doubled, but I’ve seen that on so many television broadcasts that it didn’t faze me at all.