British Sea Power haven’t released anything this year but will it stop them from taking No. 1? STAY TUNED!!

1. lily allen

I nominate the album, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ESTEBAN BUTTEZ?.

1. lily allen

Number One AT BEING THE WORST!!

I see what you did there.

Grouty is Number Two AT BEING THE WORST!!

Wahay! I’m not as bad as Lily Allen, this year!

GROUTY SEZ: THE NME COOL LIST ESTEBAN BUTTEZ TOPPEST LIST IS FUCKING PATRONISING!!

Umm, yr trolling yrself now!

I’m a better class of troll.

Besides, I totally zinged myself with the first muthafuckin post.

My guess: strong showing for Hilltop Hoods.

Australia hasn’t been prouder of its music since “Anthem for the Year 2000”

HILLTOP HOODS WON THE TRIPLE J AWARD TODAY!!

Following in the footsteps of Wolfmother!

Meanwhile, british pop proceeded furthor towards atrophy, wheor “real” bands (razorleet, keane, the feeling) meant that lasses aloud cud anny git a numbor yen album by appearin on the covor as meor silhouettes.

The singles list is much more interesting than the albums list. Because it’s been a much better years for singles than albums. SO HERE’S THE TOP TEN ALBUMS!!

10. Guillemots – “Through The Window Pane” *

9. The Futureheads—“News & Tributes”

8. Nouvelle-Calédonie—“Eurocents From Heaven”

7. The Killers—“Sam’s Town” **

6. Lotus 72—“Carew Fields”

5. Morrissey—“Ringleader of the Tormentors”

4. The Durutti Column—“Keep Breathing”

3. Lupe Fiasco—“Food & Liquor”

2. Hot Chip—“The Warning”

1. Scritti Politti—“White Bread, Black Beer”

*—I need a 10th album, aiiiight.

**—I’m a sucker for overblown shit like this, aiiiight.

COMING NEXT: Desperate justification and the must better/much longer singles list.

why dont you just listen to mahogany like i keep telling you to, mr so called factory records fan

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what a handy button. i want that installed on my dinner table.

FREE Cheese?

And all you have to do...is PUSH?

WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE SINGLES LIST!!!!

(Oddly enough I actually do get my hair cut at Mahogany. My views on hairdressing remain the same.)

Durutti Column made it! Woohoo! That’s in my Top 10 as well.