tru

our poor board

we suck

i was recently accused of not liking this board any more, and i would like to go on record:

I FUCKING LOVE THIS BOARD ABOVE ALL OTHER BOARDS THAT CAN EAT A DICK

i hope that is clear enough for the doubters.

who would make such an accusation?

a doubter

string this person up

oh no you don’t want to do that it is someone we like very much

yeah i’m no michael hutchence

for which i thank god

can i split my vote between here and itr for not dick eating?

also hi

oh man i wish that was my permanent ilx name

hi jjÉ where is question mark on this keyboardÉÉÉ

haha

dear our board:

i love you. i am sorry to have neglected you. i have some excuses but i recognize that they would sound hollow if i were to list them. so please believe that i love you and that soon i will give you the attention that you deserve and that you have earned.

love,

lxy

^^^repeat for april

;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;

aw shit i guess i’ve been busy.

i do think of you daily though, board

dear board i love you you are great thank you for being here and thank you to my friends who are here too

dear board i am sorry i posted under someone else’s login luv lxy

a+++ board!!!

why thank you

dearest board, i do. i really do.

dearest jergins, thanks for keeping it warm.

dearest max max max max, m.a.n.d.y. / booka shade show is not sold out so it’s not too late to hang with us at mezzanine tonight.

im really sick so even if i had the will to drive six hours north i dont think itd be a good idea

but have fun!

i <3 oue voES

by which i mean to say: i should be posting on the drunk thread

voES

the tru secret borad

hey curtis how do i get uninvited from this board

— am0n, Tuesday, May 27, 2008 7:52 PM (52 minutes ago)

jall other bvoards

i adore this board.

right back at you

dear board i love you today more than ever. thank you for being calm, and thank you, fellow posters, for being nice.

this board has the best and funniest threads of all the boards!!!!

XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

board of calm. peaceful reflection

i am thinking about still cool water and one distant bird.

hi board! hihi! hi!!

i love you, board!

and i love our fellow posters!

i am really loving (right now)

i’ll miss u, board

xox

hai hai from shanghai!

haha:

Last on 2008年7月1日 星期二 下午5:56

all other boards can eat a dick [Started by jergins, last updated 2008年7月1日 星期二 下午5:56] 2 new answers

are you back yet, you seem to have been gone forever.

<3

hi estela! <3 you too.

i am back; jergins is still in transit, but he is in the country and getting closer to home as we speak.

you seem to have been gone forever

estela otm

this

not sure how you can say that when you don’t post

don’t be like that

it was a compliment!

uhh

if your point is

a) other boards are boring lately

then lxy otm

if your point is

b) this board is rocking some serious shit, sonning in our sleeps

then uhh @ u

i love this board is the point and how can that be cause for contention i don’t know

ok

also thanks for the compliment!!!!!

you’re welcome!

it’s always worth asking, though: how can we improve our board?

figure out html color code for silver glitter

butter thread

pinball thread

ban deeznuts preemptively

haha yes!

get jenjen to post here

get shanti to post here

get kyle to post here

move gr8080’s Hawaiian Rent All 1946 S Beretania St, Honolulu, HI 96826 thread here

copy it over

this board<3

anticipating/enjoying/lamenting the passing of persimmon season thread

guess papers thread duh

what do you think _______ is doing right now thread

post pix of how messy lxy’s bedroom is, in hopes of humiliating her into picking up once in a while thread

night night sleep tight thread

only if it’s about downers and not a thread of poeple saying ‘ok i’m going to bed now guys’

guess papers thread duh

there was a recent registrant to the sandbox that was probably a guess paper googler

pix of how messy lxy’s bedroom is

blogging-ur-life every-lil-detail people freak me out, but this would be the rare occasion where it’d be ok, just for the volume of papers and clothes, their variety of sizes and shapes and colors

yes i would like to rescind this motion it was made during a delusory moment of forgetting that i was talking to the world wide web and not merely talking to myself

http://www.ableremoval.com/

lolollolollllooloolollllll

clothes, their variety of sizes

ps my clothes are all the same size

i woke up thinking about the fact that this board has like 10 drinks threads, and 0 food threads. which already makes it a better board than all other boards that can eat a dick.

although technically speaking this could be considered a food thread since the title contains the word eat

and in case you were wondering, the need for a butter thread does not contradict

why because a butter thread would be way more drug thread than food thread and possibly also more art thread

speaking of which, why don’t we have a champagne thread??

i will start one the next time i drink champagne (tomorrow).

this really is the best board!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD

it really is!

awww i’m gonna miss this board in this next week

what i don’t already hate my job enough?

ugh i might have to reveal to my supervisor that the work she gives me occupies only like 40% of my time

ha my coworkers are going to wonder too. “what, you’re willing to talk to us for once?”

bye-bye, board.

love and miss,

lxy

dear nice board,

i will be back afterwards, but in the meantime, know i am fond.

<3

estela

ps http://ilx.lefora.com/headlines/

LAST BOARD STANDING!!

AND FIRST BOARD BACK!!

Will take more time to get ILX sorted as there’s quite a lot of other stuff to do, plus I can convert and sort the sandbox in about 30 minutes... ILX takes many, many hours. Should be OK in a few days’ time though.

Please let me know if you spot things that are wrong, as I’ll have to try to sort them before the hordes attack me.

sure thing, keith.

you know what i love? the “last updated by ___” on the new answers page. i was wishing for that for a long time and now here it is.

you are super!

Oh good, that’s cool. It only works once the thread has been read for the first time, but that shouldn’t be a problem once people start using the thing and I stop restarting it.

thanks again for your hard work, keith. the board looks great and we’re thrilled to have it.

we’ll keep an eye out for oddities and inconsistencies.

(maybe it’s corny but i will say it anyway)

i am so happy that all of our regulars have reported!

thanks, all y’all, for helping to make this board the best board

also, in case you missed it:

LAST BOARD STANDING!!

― jergins, Tuesday, September 2, 2008 7:03 PM Bookmark Permalink

AND FIRST BOARD BACK!!

― lxy, Saturday, September 6, 2008 1:07 PM [IP: 70.58.84.165] Bookmark Permalink

(ps all other boards can eat a dick)

this board is kind of surly but very funny today. kudos, board members!

weak week on l&j

weak week in lots of ways imo

(^emo)

and 2008 goes down the crapper from here? that doesn’t seem fair.

i don’t see how these last months are going to play out any better though. aside from nov 4 (knock on wood) and NYE/.

nothing fun going on for halloween?

tbh i had some hearty lols and the lxy/estela exchange on the bullshit thread, so the week wasnt a total loss

all other boards can eat a dick even more now hurray election day i love you all and thank you for all you do

a message to my sandbox friends:

Dear Amigo—Dear Partner.

Listen, uh—I just want to say thanks. So...thanks.

Thanks for all the presents. Thanks for introducing me to the Chief.

Thanks for putting on the feedbag. Thanks for going all out.

Thanks for showing me your Swiss Army knife.

and uh -

Thanks for letting me autograph your cast.

Hug and kisses. XXXXOOOO.

(courtesy of laurie anderson)

goldengirlstheme.youtube

i am too busy!!! to treat this board right right now

this board is patient, this board is kind.

it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

this board does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.

it always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves.

well, okay, sometimes it boasts, and it’s kind of rude sometimes. angered? well yeah, regularly. but otherwise, yeah.

oh also, it keeps records of wrongs for sure.

this board has never banned me, thank you board

was gonna write “and we never will” but then thought eh, who knows

i dont trust you

was gonna write “and we never will” but then thought eh, who knows

yeah, for reals, this guy will sell you out

that’s kind of true. and the reasoning, it’s up there in the subject line. it’s most important for me to stay in good with the people that allow this board to happen. that’s priority one. i don’t give a shit about anything else.

that said, i have defended you recently in private (maybe it wasn’t really him, he’s done nothing creepy or weird, there’s no reason for another ban). fyi.

if i were to ever meet any of you in person (lxy and lingy know this) and we connect, i’ll defend you and watch out for you always and forever. this, it’s too nebulous for me to care about anyone i haven’t met.

it will be good to meet max.

that’s entirely fair, but an email at least explaining that would be in order if i were running the show. thanks tho

drama

siked to meet u too bro!

totally! sometimes i forget i’m going to nyc because december is so crazy but then i remember and am stoked.

an email at least explaining that would be in order

that is totally fair as well. i guess at the time i figured you wouldn’t come back and if we emailed it might devolve into a pissing match and really it wasn’t my deal, i was just following along. that sounds totally pussy-ass, i realize, i just didn’t think it would come up again, shit was over in my mind. but here we are now, and i hope it’s all good. my apologies, seriously.

jergins, can we hang out too, if you’re not too busy going on dates with max?

yeah yeah of course

how are we getting to dc i wonder

maybe i should buy a bus ticket before they sell out!

when are u gonna be in nyc?

the weekend before inauguration

ah, gonna be there for xmas

people i know are involved in the opening of this http://www.ceramicmuseum.org/current-exhibit.htm on the 13th. i was trying to figure out how to go but it’s not going to happen :( was gonna see if you wanted to hang out/. ah well.

no pohomona

me and ari are on the sunday 1pm bolt bus from 34th st fyi

we’ll have to hang out saturday night

yeah, for reals, this guy will sell you out

― t. silaviver, Wednesday, December 3, 2008

haha i’m way more likely to ban than he is

tru

noted ;)

reminder: all other boards etc etc

too right.

yup

i hate all other boards. they can eat a dick. hate them.

really a terrible bunch of shit they are

glad to see your attitude today has taken a turn for the better :)

haha

our poor board

― lxy, Thursday, January 10, 2008 3:23 PM

we suck

― jergins, Friday, January 11, 2008 10:22 AM

it’s time.

rev it up n forget the rest baby

there are tons of great threads i forgot about. some have never been posted on... it’s like finding a wrapped present months after your birthday!

i miss jergins.

otm

i’ve just discovered there are no threads on the sandbox about jealousy or envy, at least no threads that include those words (and their counterpart words “jealous” and “envious”) in the title — this compared with 56 threads on the big X containing those words — and i certainly don’t want to be the one to send us down that road

BUT

i want you to know that i will have the high privilege of seeing our own lovely jaq this week, and i understand that you might have some feelings about it.

I am the luckiest b/c I get to see BOTH lxy and jergins! And have mexican food!

i am lucky i read that post jaq made about muir glen roasted tomatoes

harbl, if I am going to be in Wash DC, is it difficult to get to the Baltimore area on trains/buses? I would visit you and a friend in Ellicott City if possible w/o car renting.

Not to interrupt the dick eating of all other boards or anything, but am wondering.

I am so lucky to see jaq in April! Can you fit lxy and jergins in your luggage?

Jaq i think you can take the marc train or Amtrak pretty easily, or a bolt bus type thing? I shouldn’t speak tho bc i don’t think I’ve been to Baltimore since i moved here almost three (ugh i can’t believe it’s that long) years ago...

marc is only available on weekdays and relatively cheap. if it’s a weekend amtrak is the only train service available and it’s kind of expensive. not sure if there’s bus to baltimore from greenbelt metro station, which is where i’ve parked when i’ve gone into dc (very rarely!). i know nothing about ellicott city.

Awesome—it will be an adventure! Dulles is way away from everything, it looks like.

yeah, it is! why are they making you stay there?

I’m there for a week of training seminars at one of the airport hotels. Oh well!

Dinner out with lovely lxy and dear jergins was just super, btw. No other boards got a patch on it tbh no how n o way

jaq otm, it was terrific. more soon please.

While other poor fellows go dirty and mean

And sup on thin dick in the morning