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that wasn’t the first day, just the first day that you noticed.

also, the celia cruz/sonora matancera tracks are all pretty awesome so far. the other ones might not be.

Eterna Navidad para Lingberto

i want to hear them! (in december)

why does the month matter?

also, i’ve considered starting an xmas ysi thread, but i thought maybe it was too early for the general ilx populace.

ATTN LINGBERT

includes the following albums:

047—Wheel du fira hjul med mig

98 degrees—This christmas

A Sesame Street Christmas

Alan Jackson—Honky Tonk Christmas (1993)

Ally McBeal—A Very Ally Christmas (2000)

Amy Grant—A Christmas Album

Anders Mattesen—Jul p� Vesterbro

Ashanti—Ashantis Christmas

Barbara Streisand—Christmas Memories

Barenaked Ladies—Barenaked For The Holidays (2004)

Beach Boys—Christmas

Beatles—Christmas Records 1963—1969

Belle & Sebastian—Xmas peel session 18–12–2002

Bing Crosby—Christmas Classics

Bing Crosby—White Christmas

Blackmores night—Christmas songs

Blue Yule Christmas Blues And R&B Classics (1991)

Boney M—Christmas Party

Bordellmammans Julvisor

Bosse Larsson—Jullekar

Brian Setzer Orchestra—Boogie Woogie Christmas (2002)

Bright eyes—A Christmas album

Celine Dion—These are the special times

Charlotte—Mina Gladaste Jul S�nger

Chris Isaak—Christmas (2004)

Christmas Beat

Christmas movie songs

Classical Christmas guitar

Clay Aiken—Merry Christmas With Love (2004)

Clint Black—Christmas with You (2004)

Crystal Christmas—William Wilde Zeitler

Curves Christmas

Cyndi Lauper—Merry Christmas...Have Nice Life!

David Arkenstone—Enchantment A Magical Christmas

David Hasselhoff—The Night before Christmas

December Moody Blues X Mas

Diana Krall—Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (ep)

Dianne Reeves—Christmas Time Is Here (2004)

Disney—Christmas Sleigh Rides

Disney—Santa Sing-Along (2004)

Dixieland Christmas—New Orleans Stye Christmas Album

Dj Bacon—Megamix vx 070 (Christmas)

Doris Day—The Doris Day Christmas Album (1969)

Elephant man—Christmas carol

Elvis Presley—Christmas Peace

Elvis Presley—If Everyday was Like Christmas

Frank Sinatra—The Sinatra Christmas Album

Jackson 5—Christmas Album

Jeanette—Merry christmas

Jessica Simpson—Christmas Collection (2004)

Jessica Simpson—Re-Joyce—The Christmas Album (2004)

Jethro Tull—The Jethro Tull Christmas Album

Jewel—Joy-A Holiday Collection

Jim Reeves—12 Songs Of Christmas

Jimmy Buffett—Christmas Island

John Denver—Rocky Mountain Christmas

John Denver and the Muppets—A Christmas Together

John Valby—Dirty Christmas Songs

Johnny Cash—Christmas with Johnny Cash

Johnny Cash—Country Christmas

Kenny & Dolly—Once Upon A Christmas (1984)

Kenny G—Miracles, the holiday album

Kim Larsen—Glemmebogen jul og nytaar

Lars Vegas Trio—Lars Christmas

Lasse Berghagen—Jul I V�rt Hus (2004)

Los Straitjackets—13 Rockin Christmas Instrumentals

Louis Armstrong & friends—What a wonderful christmas (1998)

Lynn Anderson—The Christmas Album (1971)

Manhattan Transfer—Christmas Album

Mannheim Steamroller—A fresh aire Christmas

Mannheim Steamroller—Christmas extrodinaire

Mannheim Steamroller—Christmas in the aire

Mariah Carey—Merry Christmas

Merle Haggard—A Christmas Present

Nat King Cole—The Christmas Song

Neil Diamond—The Christmas Album

Onkel K�nkel—Gammeldags jul

Peter J�back—Jag kommer hem igen till jul

Polar Express

R.E.M.—Christmas Album (For Fanclub Members)

Refreshments—Rock ’N’ Roll X-Mas (2003)

Ringo Star—I wanna be Santa Claus

Smokey Robinson the Miracles—20th Century Masters Christmas (2003)

Snillet Bengtsson—Firar Jul

Sofia K�llgren—Julen �r Kommen

South Park—Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics

Star Wars Christmas album

Stevie Wonder—20th Century Masters Presents The Christmas Collection

The Carpenters—Christmas Portrait (1984)

The Rat Pack—The Christmas Album (2004)

Tommy K�rberg—Julen �r h�r

Trans-Siberian Orchestra—Christmas Eve And Other Stories (1996)

Trans-Siberian Orchestra—The Christmas Attic

Trisha Yearwood—The sweetest gift

Twisted Christmas Tunes

Tyskarna Fr�n Lund... Achtung XMas

Va—24 American Christmas Classics

Va—100% Jul vol.2 (1996)

Va—A Christmas Compilation

Va—A Christmas gift for you from Phil Spector

Va—A Japanese christmas mix

Va—A Santa Cause It’s A Punk Rock Christmas (2003)

Va—Absolute Christmas

Va—Absolute Christmas Classics (2002)

Va—Absolute More Christmas

Va—Celtic Myst—The Christmas Collection

Va—Christmas Chillout (2004)

Va—Christmas Hits (2004)

Va—Christmas Pop (2004)

Va—Christmas speed 2003

Va—En Helvetes Jul

Va—Have Yourself A Jazzy Little Christmas

Va—Ljuva Svenska Jul

Va—Mastermix Ultimate ChristmasMix

Va—Merry AXEmas Vol 1—A guitar Christmas

Va—Merry AXEmas Vol 2—More guitars for Christmas

Va—Misc songs

Va—Mysticblue Xmas album

Va—Narada Presents—The Best of Celtic Christmas

Va—Platinum Christmas II (2004)

Va—Reggae Pulse 4—Christmas Songs

Va—Shimmy Down the Chimney

Va—Skinhead Xmas

Va—Songs 4 Worship Christmas

Va—Songs 4 Worship Kids Christmas

Va—The Soulful Sounds Of Christmas

Va—The TimeLife 80s Christmas

Va—Time-Life Treasury of Christmas Volumes 1 & 2

Va—Wackies Reggae Christmas

Va—Wacky Christmas (2004)

Va—X-rated Christmas

Werner & Werner—Kockarnas skiva

White stripes—Merry Xmas from the White stripes (7 inch vinyl)

Vikingarna med barnk�r—Julens s�nger

Vince Guaraldi Trio—A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)

Women Of Faith—Christmas

X-mas project

Yello—Essential Christmas

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Va—X-rated Christmas

plz

merle haggard—“if we make it through december”

http://www.sendspace.com/file/r3lz5s

February 22nd, a day that will live in infamy

i have jingle bell rock stuck in my head. thanks A LOT people

yeah that sucks. listen to that merle haggard song you’ll be much happier

Gaylads – Christmas 19h and 30m ago

Alton Ellis – Christmas Coming 19h and 31m ago

Brenford All Star – Little Drummer Boy 19h and 34m ago

Horace Andy – Christmas Time 19h and 36m ago

Gaylads – Christmas 19h and 42m ago

Hugh Godfrey – Merry Christmas 19h and 46m ago

The Heptones – Christmas Time Is Here 19h and 48m ago

Alton Ellis – Christmas Coming 19h and 50m ago

Jackie Mittoo – Gingle Bells 19h and 55m ago

Richard Ace – Joyful Reggae

FUCKING SANTA BABY in my head

christmas in (almost)july?

who plays christmas movies in june? china eastern airlines, you will be happy to know. devito/broderick all time

lol us airways plays 10 year old movies. i think i deserve more than that for a $1000 plane ticket.

for my $1000 plane ticket, these were my food choices:

meal 1: seafood noodle or pork rice?

meal 2: seafood noodle or pork rice?

flight back

meal 1: seafood noodle or pork rice?

meal 2: seafood noodle or egg with hot dog and shrimp?

what did you choose, and were you glum when you made your selection.

you people don’t know bad airplane meals. never order the vegetarian option.

(they got ice cream sandwich for snack. i got an apple with my name on it.)

haha my option was ‘buy a crappy sandwich for $7 or crappy snack box for $7’ for all 4 flights so i just did not eat but that’s ok. not exactly burning massive calories on a plane.

did it really have your name? or just seat no? did you take a picture?

yes, my name. no, i didn’t take a picture but i toted it all the way to the hotel where it sat for three days till jergins finally threw it away.

pork rice

pork rice

pork rice

egg with hot dog and shrimp

glum’s a word for it, yeah

at least the shrimp didn’t look back at me

you chose exactly what i would have joylessly chosen every time, i couldn’t face airplane seafood noodle.

an uneaten apple can be one of the most unappealing things on earth.

‘christmas with the vandals’ just came up on the tracker. crosspost these song titles to the uhh thread:

Oi to the World!

Christmas Time for My Penis

My First X-Mas (As a Woman)

fyi i was listening to the alan jackson xmas album at work today

christmas displays in macy’s window as of 10/3? what the fuck.

that horseshit is bullshit

on sunday i bought a charlie brown christmas cassette for 10 cents at goodwill in ballard. i bought it along with other 5 other cassette selections for 65 cents total so that i could listen to them with my awesome partner at work the next day. but then i got to work and it was the back up rig that day which doesn’t have a tape deck. but i donated them to my partner (she said “charlie brown christmas? it’s not even halloween yet.” but i still like her) and told her that when christmastime came around in a couple months, she’ll be stoked to have that tape in her possession.

you sound like coworkers in an anne tyler novel.

is she skinny and scrappy with legs as thin as chopsticks and one day you will realize you loved her all along.

i have no idea who anne tyler is.

The Accidental Tourist sounds vaguely familiar. otherwise, totally unfamliar

you should give her a video cassette of “it’s the the great pumpkin, charlie brown” for christmas

fully planning to bump a merry christmas with bing crosby & the andrews sisters on the way out to bellevue today for my lasik evaluation. today feels like a day for “mele kalikimaka”.

here is mele kalikimaka for everyone to enjoy: http://www.sendspace.com/file/nczie7

thanks! i DLed Irie Christmas box set so i expect to get down with some little drummer boy done reggae right

today i saw a boy wearing a hoodie imprinted with MERRY CHRISTMAS SPORTS

http://www.sendspace.com/file/iua3dy

for fans of studio—finnish xmas song + remix i found on last.fm

thanx max

jergins, i’ve had the trojan xmas box set for a year and haven’t listened to it yet. soon though i can feel it

soon though i can feel it

― Lingbert, Thursday, November 6

true, that is today’s date.

November 8th, a day that will live in infamy

the empire state building is red, green, and white already!

lingbert dressed as santa visited me at work today!

i heard you got some intersting presents.

activision game! rosie o’donnell’s book! canadian coins!

so did you give all the presents out to everyone? what was the response?

what made people the happiest? the saddest?

the jane goodall video is already a hit. we broke out the vcr.

there’s talking of dusting off the boss’ activision to play KABOOM!

i already know who’s getting the rosie book.

i’m saving the wrapped present to open on christmas day.

thanking u santa

i might have to hurt you for bringing the graaf sisters cd into this place though. boss is threatening to play it all December to “get us pumped”

first page gis for graaf sisters is almost nsfw!

haha

graaf had a couple big hits off that album in sweden in 1998.

yeah, they have some noodz out there. they are (were?) also models in sweden.

here’s a bigger image of the cover

that one is signed though

meghan says thanks, she’s pretty stoked about the bendy straws: they work well with pbr i’m told

ah yeah

YouTube Video

Open

merriest of xmases 2 u meghan

the other hit, which sounds the same

YouTube Video

Open

i definitely did not expect to be discussing graaf in 2008

KRAM FREDRIK

the remix of I Want Your Sex is pretty good! we’re enjoying it now and the co-workers are surprised that i know all the words. duh, like how could i not know all the words?

“monogamy mix”

it gets looooow-down and sexxxxual in the 2nd half. could use an edit but i could play it out, for sure.

lingyclaus santabert

Ho, ho

u own a santa suit??

it’s too much.

it’s the cheesiest suit. $13 new in package at goodwill. comes with hat, beard, coat, pants, belt, and bootcovers.

the complete list of gifts given to jergins and all his little friends at his office:

—graaf cd

—rosie o’donnell autobio (hardcover)

—george michael-i want your sex remix(?) 12-inch

—collection of short writings by albert einstein (paperback)

—package of bendy straws

—less than $1 in canadian coins

—special gift for jergins that enclosed in a nutty church brochure that i’ve had for a few years. it says “Welcome To The Fascinating World Of The Apocalypse!” on the cover and the illustrations are the greatest.

—KABOOM! atari game

—Jane Goodall:My Life With The Chimpanzees on vhs

—hello kitty clock

the hello kitty clock appeared on my bedside table last night.

i also acquired the canadian coins and some euro coins that you forgot to list.

i will spend them.

i am really jealous of your clock.

[dan perry joke]

’silver bells’ is a piece of shit

not always:

Steve Martin, Paul Simon, and Billy Joel—Silver Bells

http://www.sendspace.com/file/t6hwiq

i know you hate paul simon and probably billy joel too (and maybe steve martin?), but this is lol

i got a christmas card in the mail yesterday

it says “merry wishes”

it’s from someone i like but still

we put our tree up yesterday and today we’re going to get lights for it and decorate it.

it’s too early but we’re going have a thanksgiving at our house and putting up the tree always takes so long when you’re trying to do everything else and we want things to be easy so we decided to get a head start, which is not my usual way.

my sister said, ‘i hope you are not christmas tree over-achievers,’ and i said she would soon see for herself.

our little dog loves it when the tree goes up, he lays underneath it like a slightly grimy gift.

Steve Martin, Paul Simon, and Billy Joel—Silver Bells

http://www.sendspace.com/file/t6hwiq

the story behind this song, according to Billy Joel:

http://www.americanwaymag.com/aw/travel/celebrated.asp?archive_date=11/15/2001

“One night around Christmas 20 years ago, I was doing a recording session at A&R Studios in Hell’s Kitchen. We had just finished the session, and my producer and I decided to get some food. It was fairly late at night, and we ran into Paul Simon and Steve Martin at the restaurant. We had a little bit of wine, and then we had a little more wine. Nobody was feeling any pain. We got a brainstorm that we would go back to the studio and record a Christmas record. It must’ve been about midnight at this point. So we go back to the studio, and Paul Simon and I are singing in the background that Christmas carol ‘Silver Bells.’ We’re harmonizing, and Steve Martin starts into this soliloquy ‘What Christmas Means to Me,’ with these hysterical descriptions of the secretary sitting on the copying machine, all these very risqué scenarios. And Paul and I are just trying to keep it together. We did this maybe in one take and we had a Christmas single. Now, it was never given to a record company, but there’s a copy of it floating around somewhere. Stuff like that happens in New York. It’s a small town.”

Graaf lasted a song and a haalf

it is ok for us to have our differences, and this thread shows what some of them are

nonetheless i am kind of pissed that i have ‘silver bells’ stuck in my head now

i remember sitting on santa’s lap age 7, asking for a message board. he thought i meant dry erase board lol but i explained. he told me ok, but “no billy joel shares.” we both laughed because who would share billy joel? santa must be ashamed of me right now.

so did you guys listen to the track? if you didn’t already know that billy joel was on it, you would never know otherwise. in fact, i played this last night and was asked “so where was billy joel on that?”

it sounds like we had the exact same evening.

no i’m afraid they’ll like you more than they like me

you could meet one of the scandal principals though

hi i don’t mean to change the subject but this is very important:

A Kansas-based church that has blamed deaths in Iraq on U.S. tolerance of homosexuality has asked Gov. Christine Gregoire’s office to approve a “Santa Claus will take you to hell” message to display among other religious statements in the Capitol’s third-floor hallway.

The Westboro Baptist Church’s message would be near a Nativity set, three signs mocking atheism, and an atheists’ sign that celebrates the winter solstice, while also taking a shot at religion as “myth and superstition” that enslaves minds, all in the state Capitol’s third-floor hallway.

The first part of Westboro’s proposed message, according to Spokesman-Review reporter Rich Roesler:

“You’d better watch out, get ready to cry, You’d better go hide, I’m telling you why ‘cuz Santa Claus will take you to hell. He is your favorite idol, you worship at his feet, but when you stand before your God He won’t help you take the heat. So get this fact straight: you’re feeling God’s hate, Santa’s to blame for the economy’s fate, Santa Claus will take you to hell.“

but everyone loves you lxy! hooray!!

that capoeira girl in your office was cute. do you think she’d let me dj her heart?

i think the real lols in that bit are:

The Westboro Baptist Church’s message would be near a Nativity set, three signs mocking atheism, and an atheists’ sign that celebrates the winter solstice, while also taking a shot at religion as “myth and superstition” that enslaves minds, all in the state Capitol’s third-floor hallway.

aw kris lingle, that’s so sweet!

that girl is cute. she might let you do something to her heart but convincing her boyfriend ali may be difficult.

max i agree, and i think we need to get in on that game. brainstorm controversial winter holiday displays for our state capitol.

WHO WANT XMAS CARD YES OR NO

HAND MADE ONE OF A KIND

DO NOT PASS UP GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY IF YOU DO YOU WILL REGRET WHEN I AM FAMOUS

MEEEEE!!

please.

i would like one

OKAY I HAVE ADDRESS FOR YOU BOTH

ANY ONE ELSE

hook me up

CHECK

i would love one

they’re very beautiful

guys here is a card that one of our graphic designers made (pardon my lazy scanning):

it has a string for hanging (i assume in a doorway?).

on a tree?

GOT IT ESTELA

i wonder if amon’s postcard is still sitting in baltimore general delivery.

well i can’t see that being very useful unless you are in the habit of crawling under christmas tree branches.

xpost

maybe i’ll try again

i would like to send cards, too! they are not homemade, because i am not good at that stuff. also they may be late, but i promise they will be worth the wait.

yes please tehresa

ps thanks jergins

i’d like a card tehresa, but can i trust you with my address?

it gets funnier all the time that we have a xmas thread, and that the title has nothing to do with xmas

i don’t know, i’m not very trustworthy.

don’t worry, i will not send mailbombs! or even throw shoes!

nervous.gif!!!

it gets funnier all the time that we have a xmas thread, and that the title has nothing to do with xmas

― lxy, Monday, December 15, 2008 3:41 AM (11 minutes ago)

everything has to do with xmas u silly

Explore the unknown.

did i mention there were people dressed up as santa all over new york yesterday? even girls wearing sexy santa dresses.

lol why are women’s costumes always so sexy or “sexy”?

because they’re revealing and tight?

i think it is because women are just inherently sexy and also a pillow belly would be less “jolly” and more “uh” on a lady.

well what if i want to wear a sexy santa claus suit that is snug in the chopchops highlights the curvature of my buttocks? i’m just saying that if men want to express their dingdongs to the world via tight-fitting, revealing costumes, their options are limited. the world isn’t fair is all i’m saying.

chopchops AND highlights

also i have known girls with bellies that i found attractive

liek the ones you knocked up?

lingy, if you really want to wear tight-fitting santapants, i support your right to do so.

toot! toot!

i think it is because women are just inherently sexy

l&j post of the day right here folks!

wanted to post “sexy santa sliding down my chimney” on ilx but couldn’t

i think it was rob base that said

the ladies i love em nice tender and soft

i hate male groupies so just step the hell off

― jergïns, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 5:55 PM

uneaten apple can be one of the most unappealing things on earth.

― estela, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 11:29 PM

i just want to point out that estelas has been otm on this thread

este’las

did i mention there were people dressed up as santa all over new york yesterday? even girls wearing sexy santa dresses.

― tehresa, Sunday, December 14, 2008 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

i saw like 75–80 of these dudes, drunk as skunks, on bleecker st, crossing 6th ave against the light, blocking traffic down to houston, like a nightmare parade

i once saw a parade of drunken santas in seawa in the middle of the night it was very fucked up

if there is a santa partay in seattle this year, perhaps i will join them. wouldn’t that be cuckoo?

i think it already happened

fuck that

THERE IS STILL TIME TO GET IN ON THE ACTION!

http://www.meetup.com/partypalooza/calendar/9157381/

get your chopchops in gear!

oh wow. i work that day from noon to 8 but maybe afterwards.

tip: dress as santa for work then go straight to the meetup

ti vs tip

btw i was at goodwill and fred meyer today, and it helped me to remember why so many people fucking hate xmas music. god it was awful.

being contrite at this most difficult time isn’t going to win you any points

it really isn’t that hard to find good xmas music to play. the holiday music selectors are buffoons, i say.

maybe they can’t afford good stuff because it’s goodwill did you ever think about that jerkbert?

i have been to fred meyer in roseburg, the other people there were mostly rosy-cheeked slow talkers wearing polar fleece jackets.

maybe i can donate some good tunes to them duhresa

estela you should start a thread where you describe the people at various places you’ve been to. i would read it.

^serious suggestion.

followed by serious commentary.

you are seriously suggesting this?

in all seriousness: yes.

who will give the commentary?

look how the family squabbling began here on this xmas thread.

don’t make me say “you kids quiet down it’s supposed to be a happy time of year.”

or worse.

everyone can comment if they so desire.

YOU ASSHOLE

what squabbling

i’ll squabble you, you little brat!

audiosquabbler

thanks for the card Lxy! i was surprised to find it at work. and glad. my spray paint beach scene has taken its place between a Montreal postcard and JAL boy

hey great, you’re welcome! will you put a pix of it here?

JAL boy is cutie

maybe you could do a triptych of your display

XD

yeah, i found mine in my mailbox yesterday after i got back from the bar. thank you so much, though i don’t understand how it says green.

post pix lingly!

(katakana)

whoa larger than life! thx!

today’s office christmas music chatter:

“bing crosby’s voice just SOUNDS like christmas!”

and

“i think this is like the date rape christmas song”

(in reference to “baby it’s cold outside”)

“bing crosby’s voice just SOUNDS like christmas!”

if the song was white christmas, then i can’t necessarily argue with them.

“i think this is like the date rape christmas song”

(in reference to “baby it’s cold outside”)

shitheads

it wasn’t white christmas!!

bing + andrews sisters xmas album is good stuff, and it doesn’t even have white christmas on it.

i’m dreaming of a date rape christmas?????

bang crosby and the underage sisters

as if christmas weren’t bad enough already you guys jesus

srsly:

“i really can’t stay”

“but baby, it’s cold outside”

subtext: you can’t go out bc i have not f***ed you yet

yeah but it’s not

“i really can’t stay”

“but baby, it’s cold outside”

subtext: you’re a minor and i’m not and i want to fuck you

age of consent does not imply consent!!!!

wtf is going on on this board

here’s my christmas gift to you