In Seattle, WA 18:59:59, 6/16/2007

“You are domestically inclined

and will be happily married.”

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaaahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now i know fortuens are not real!

In Seattle, WA, this morning on NE 42nd

Library catalog card:

362.7

J556e

Conditioned environment in casework treatment.

JEWISH BOARD OF GUARDIANS.

New York. Jewish Board of Guardians. 1944

41.p.

And handwritten on the reverse:

Reznick, J. Steven. Visual preference as a test of infant word comprehension.

Applied Psycholinguistics. Vol 11(2) Jun 1990, 145–166

Suzallo Periodicals.

BF455.A1A58

oh and a couple of days ago, on the ave:

“You will succeed

in a difficult task.”

on friday:

“You or a close friend will

be married within a year.”

to which i say: friend, this one’s all on you.

jenjen?

i found a dollar at the bus stop the other day.

i saw part of a dollar at mercer and 1st the other day and thought of you but didn’t pick it up

helpful to know:

“You can solve your problem if

your exert yourself”

(i love a bonus “r”)

on a piece of paper, on the ground?

found in kinnear park the other day

it was a fortune.

lingy, you should send that to found magazine. did you call the phone number?

since no area code was listed, i assumed it was 206, and i couldn’t tell if 339 or 399 was the mistake, so i called both.

206.399.1942 is “not reachable”

206.339.1942 rings for awhile and then a female recorded voice says “please enter your security code”

what does this confusing fream meen?

also, found magazine only let’s you submit one picture, so i submitted zero pictures.

mail them the whole bus schedule in an envelope with a stamp

also found magazine only let us you submit one picture, so i submitted zero pictures.

perhaps i will mail the bus schedule to them.

perhaps

lxy once gave them a crazy letter

FORTUNE FOUND:

You will do better in real estate

than in stocks.

$2

find on this page: pelts

2 golf balls (while looking for the only two golfballs i lost playing 18 holes— a record low!!!!)

(on sidewalk outside a sketchy tranny karaoke bar)

and i was up all night wondering why that little shit hadn’t called me yet. thanks gr8090.

haha good show guys!

nearly full pack of marlboro lights

in a meeting room, after an Army marriage retreat meeting:

i hope harris’s friend is ok

a roll of film i found on the ground in 2003

love that

i picked these up off the ground today

they were scattered down the sidewalk over a span of several blocks

a nice guy saw me pick one up and told me there were more

he had started collecting them but gave up before he got to the best one

also i thought the functionality of my scanner was lost but it has now been FOUND

could it be cuter

no

i just want to coo when i look at it

was it dirty when you found it?

oh no just his little tail bent

more:

flying

in heaven

ghost

it’s a story. you see?

i’m following

i found a white coffee mug on the ground last night. it’s mine now.

just plain white? is it chipped?

yes just plain white, didn’t see any chips but i was looking at it in the dark. i still haven’t taken it out of my bag though so maybe it is hmmm

lol the mug i use every day for coffee is FOUND also

co-workers mug, FOUND

above soho, above nyu, university place and <13th? that neighborhood

back

lsy determined that he’s hungarian

<13

bulgarian

ladies i hope air hungary and air bulgaria have a codesharing agreement or you might be out that deposit

one dollar

hungry burgular

not hungarian

pistons earmuffs!

http://ifoundchange.com/

FORTUNE FOUND:

Now go to it! It’s ready

to be pick.