Please.

plzzz

Don’t make us beg

how do you know, jergins?

1) They left a few crumbs the last time they looked in.

2) The single hair taped to the edge of the thread was disturbed.

3) That strange footprint over there

4) If you’re quiet enough, sometimes you can hear them breathing.

5) the posts got left out of order after they shuffled through them

6) smudge on matchbook cover

7) there’s a fork missing

8) faint whiff of perfume lingers on the Grand Plames

9) empty rum bottles strewn about

from http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=54073#unread

i call bullshit.

— gr8080, Saturday, 9 June 2007 22:38 (20 minutes ago) Link

we need a hmmm.... thread

is gr80 lurker?

srsly this shit is getting old

last call out to the lurker re. party this weekend.

R U COME 2 R PARTY.

what ever happened to tehresa?

lurking?

i think maybe she confused this place with the IRE drunk thread?

oh. yeah, maybe. that’s too bad.

she is maybe the best noize babe

(i was gonna say best noise dude but that doesn’t seem right—the lady is not a man!)

i think dude is the proper term in noise context, though. but i think you are correct in your assessment.

HIDERE

this is the ravi

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ksbukhari/

frienda mine used to have these

srsly.

please to send me guess papers

please to send me guess papers for the IRE board

hh: isn’t your IRE banishment over by now?

no it’s snot

Don’t kiss your honey, If your nose is runny,
you may think it’s funny, but it’s snot

lurkers (or whatever) coming out of the woodwork these days.

WELCOME! THANKS FOR JOINING US!

cant click

i digg u, am0n

gggggggggg

paglo, i digg u 2

thankigg u

whatever happened to our lurkers?

LURKERS, PLEASE POST HERE

LURKERS, PLEASE POST HERE

GOOD RIDDANCE. DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL SONS OF BITCHES

?

GOOD RIDDANCE. DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL SONS OF BITCHES

oh not you curt1s!

!

yay amon!

isn’t it funny how the contentiousness draws people out?

what’s up gershy

showing myself

well now, isn’t that something!!!

welcome, estela!

and thank you, stet!!

EXCELLENT. /checks off todo

thank you stet<3!!

hiya & welcome

now she might never come back. i blame the admiral.

r.i.p. estela

do not stand at my grave and weep,

i am not there, I do not sleep.

i am a thousand winds that blow.

i am the diamond glint on snow.

i am the sunlight on ripened grain.

i am the gentle autumn rain.

when you wake in the morning hush,

i am the swift, uplifting rush

of quiet birds in circling flight.

i am the soft starlight at night.

i am the song that will never end.

i am the love of family and friend.

i am the child who has come to rest

in the arms of the father who knows him best.

when you see the sunset fair,

i am the scented evening air.

i am the joy of a task well done.

i am the glow of the setting sun.

do not stand at my grave and weep,

i am not there, I do not sleep.

do not stand at my grave and cry.

i am not there, I did not die!

i am the song that will never end.

tell me about it

next i am going to post the rime of the ancient mariner.

make it a poll

the rime of the ancient mariner

what’s up gershy

— jergins

this is my first trip here in months, dude

glad to be here tho

glad to be hetero

hi

sometimes i try to pretend to be psychic but it never really works. nice to see you

‘ancient metapotamia’ bounces around in my head probably more than it should

i tried like a dozen different passwords, finally had to go searching in my email.

hey, are you bumming cuz secret borad/ask chaki/ITR are stealing traffic from IRE??? place is sorta deadish these days

xpost lol

also, who the fuck is this?

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=156&boardid=63&threadid=753

kinda creeped me out

it seems like that stuff comes and goes some? i could imagine IRE being great again, but only with unregistered. maybe it’s done and that would be ok too. i’ve been more of an observer than a poster lately and have liked not having to mod anything.

i’ve liked watching the newer boards take bits and pieces from noize or ire or wherever and meld them with their own aesthetic.

gotta be heave ho. it’s his kind of name

the ebb and flow of sub boards is like the most fascinating thing to me. i don’t know why.

noize is really over, can’t really see it coming back either

is heave on this board?

he has been before (haha scrolled up and he’s on this thread) but hasn’t posted here in a couple of months.

maybe longer

ok: i pretty much missed the adrian mccoy story. i sorta know what happened. who figured this out recently? which thread do i read first?

oh gosh, that was my investigation. i was on some thread where adrian gave out his adress in sacramento, so i googled the adress, then i searched adrian mccoy + sacramento and a whole bunch of K0rn death threat news reports came up : )

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=44&threadid=314#unread

also,

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=44&threadid=399#unread

lmao @ confounded

gersh what do you see as the board of 2008

hmmm, ITR isn’t really my style, so I’ll go with 77 for good, clean fun (yeah, right) and Ask Chaki for some honest meta nastiness

tbh, i love the meta, but the targets have to be worthy (subjective, i know)

who is old bertie dastard?

OMG THAT ADRIAN MCCOY STUFF. i’m sad i missed it and am just catching up now.

heave ho didn’t post on this board very much, but he did quite a bit of posting on other sandbox boards a few months ago.

we had a little heart-to-heart, i think on keith’s board, but he just kinda bailed in what i thought was the middle of the conversation.

he may be banned here now. someone is but i can’t tell who.

speaking of lurkers:

pablo alphonse?

i hope so.

good evening

gershy how do you feel about being called out semi-anonymously on the meta bitching thread?

hmmmm, maybe i missed that?? or do you mean almost every post could be constued as being against me?? which is true, lol

remove ya

ok

it’s saturday night. someone post!

i guess i should have said please

joyce van putin at yahoo dot com?

who dat?

ask t. silaviver

dear lurker, what does the t. stand for?

dear joyce,

does you name rhyme with hoist>?

friend,

jelky

dear t. silaviver,

how did you find us? are you enjoying your time here as much as we are?

your friend,

who is old bertie dastard?

― jergins, Wednesday, May 14, 2008 3:51 PM

good 2 B here

!!!!!!!!!$!!!

welcome, t.! what’s the haps?

just takin’ it all in

did you hear that Gary Busey Snorted Cocaine Off His Dog?

i just misread the thread title as “there is a lobster among us”

to which i say

there is a linklater among us

permaban for waking life

lobster free board

there is a lurker hmong us