#1 ✔️

🙏🏼😢🤸🏻‍♂️

c’mon everybody, let’s all get it!

my god, what a fucking miracle, i did not think this was possible

love you all

i want it

half vaxxed 💃

i just figured out i am eligible because i have a BMI of 26 and the cutoff is 25. coronavirus made me gain weight and made me eligible for its own vaccine!

<3 i am so happy and relieved about sandboxlers getting vaxxed. it’s probably going to be a few months for us yet but it’s mostly safe here so we’re rightly not high priority

don’t remember the math(s) to plot it, but the function describing my vaxx possibilities vis-a-vis how often my mom calls me about them is definitely approaching a limit

maybe your mom is on to something

i am 50% vaxxed

same

stoked for the vaxness

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#2✔️

<3 <3

it is done

are you still alive

YIPPIE! NOW THE REST OF YOU PLEASE.

vaxxed in the saddle again

i think i can feel my brain clouding over

got the shot noon on tuesday, wednesday night was quite unpleasant. probably had a fever. slept extremely hard tuesday and wednesday night, like i had taken 2 benadryls.

Living my best fully vaxxed life.

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Two months pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

✅✅ plus 2 weeks today yay

ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Nine months pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

#4✔️

also what the fuck is wrong with this fucking world

i know

i mean i don’t know, i was just concurring