My sister’s term for the lolplaces we are going tonight. Just got searched entering peruvian dance club (left, going back later). Roller rink now meth central.

Liveblogging.

On our way downtown. Sports bars and frat boys: not hard but they think they are!

First two bars found: bad. Refuse to enter.

bar names?

Encountered group of about 12 kids who looked maybe 18 who asked us if we knew of any bars around here. This does not bode well.

Gspot, meat heads.

In search of ‘club 221’

tell what kind of music (if u make it past the velvet rope)

221 and blu both blew.

Bouncer @ 221 was sad I didn’t go in, tho!

Some asshole just said ‘hey wassup Jackie Chan?!, to my sister’s Chinese friend. Wtf is wrong with this town? Now in sharkey’s pub where they are playing CREEP.

Now on: jt’s classic seniorita.

No sauza, out of maker’s’ settling for jameson’s.

Alert!!! They have karaoke!

sing creep

Lol no one is doing karaoke!

We did also hear some sublime and the guy in the kitchen keeps standing in the doorway and staring at me creepily.

reel him in, post about it here

do karaoke for fucks sake!!!!!!!!

‘hey wassup Jackie Chan?!

how is that real

He is like 3 ft tall and I am wearing heeled boots!

XPost

Ayo wedding party just walked in!

The thrill is gone. I am bored. Can not find server for closing of tab. They are playing ‘sweet tea’. Takes me back to 8th grade!

gah someone called my chinese friend jackie chan in columbus too :(((

when i was a little kid, my mum was out walking with me and i saw an asian guy and yelled out ‘HEY MUM THERE’S A CHINESE MAN!’—something to do with some recent episode of sesame street about different ethnicities. the man was very upset, and angrily informed my mother that he was NOT chinese, but actually japanese.

In car, on way back to bongos, (peruvian dance club) where ladies promised more action after midnight.

www.discotecabongos.com

japanese always get pissed when they’re called chinese, it’s just their own racism lol

Note: do not wear wool sweaters dancing!!!

All lil Wayne videos on TV what?

suburban hard obv

i dreamy my sister’s roommate was lil wayne . what does my dream mean?

― apleto (jergins), Saturday, December 27, 2008 8:55 AM

Competition! Sexiest girl wins $100!

Sister will not participate u_u

This competition is in Spanish and I don’t understand most of it but I have some ideas.

Ok we do not like competition bc it resulted in gross slutty girl taking pants off on the bar.

On the way home now.

i am going to liveblog my signing off and going to bed

right now i am about to log off and go to bed.

or am i

i am

i or am

mai om ar

orai am ar aio

Correction: on the way to waffle house now.

Btw this club is in a strip mall in the same space that used to be one of those places I went to sleepover birthday parties that had skiball and moon walks and stuff. I always thought it was kind of creepy.

Aim Or Air Om Roam I Oar Mi A Mi Or Am I Or Ma I Or Oar Mi A Or Air I Or Ma Om Roam I Oar Mi Aim Or Air Oar Mi A Or Air I Or Ma Om Roam I Oar Mi Aim Or Air Oar Mi A Or Air I Or Ma Om Roam I Oar Mi Aim Or Air Oar Mi A Or Air I Or Ma Om Roam I Oar Mi Aim Or Air

Oar Mi A Or Air I Or Ma Om Roam I Oar Mi Aim Or Air

Lingy,

Are you really??? Wow!!!

at first the combinations of those words looked interesting, so i thought i would feed them into an anagram finder. doesn’t look very interesting.

really??? Wow!!! really??? Wow!!! really??? Wow!!! really??? Wow!!! really??? Wow!!! really??? Wow!!! really??? Wow!!!

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enh

;_;

I smell like gross club. I hate that people are allowed to smoke indoors here.

We can’t find the waffle house.

Nevermind! We found it!

Close call!

the repetition of the words doesn’t look interesting, tehresa, is all i was getting at. you on the other hand, why any fella in the world would have to be blind and stupid to boot to think you aren’t interesting! why, i wish you were going to the lingbert house instead of the waffle house

We can’t find the waffle house.

― tehresa, Sunday, December 28, 2008 8:04 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

Nevermind! We found it!

― tehresa, Sunday, December 28, 2008 8:05 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

audible sigh of relief over here!

i picked the musical selection that i will listen to while i fall asleep..................

it’s this

i’m going to post this then sign off and go to sleep............................

Oh lingy <3

This guy antony who I danced with told me I was a nice lady but he was not nice he was lecherous.

Omg they did not like us at that waffle house. We got stared down all the way out the parking lot!

Almost home! So much fog! I hope we make it!

We made it!

<3 lajb, this is my drunk text to u <3

aw<3

not really hungover fwiw! just kinda tired.

it took me awhile to fall asleep, but eventually i did.

Oh that’s a relief! I was worried.

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Almost four years pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

These suburbs have gotten sad — so hard and cold and empty. Everyone moved to the suburbs on the other side of town. Sister thought there was a liquor store but every storefront in the plaza had a “for lease” sign (don’t worry, we found a store). It’s weird here.

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Four years pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

today i had drinks and dinner with my friend of 21 years at a “sportzaria”

not a suburb but kinda: we’re anchored in the bay of norman island, which is kinda a suburb of vacationers in boats so

we took “the zodiac” to a “pirate bar” called “willie t’s” where it was “spring break” and jërgins and “jërginssister” got in a “fight.” but then they “made up” at a “beach bar” where we drank lots os “painkillers” and now we’re back on “jërginfamily’s” boat and we can hear fetty wap from “next door” and jërgins just gave me a drink of something he made called a “stormin’ norman.”

things got a little better over the last 10.

oh, a sailor’s life is (not) the life for thee!