an ad site for nintendo wii and its features:
“You’re able to casually browse through the Web with one hand.”
whee?
otm
03–29–2007, 10:07 PM
sapphireblueeyes
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Lightbulb Awesome cause, and only less than satisfactory efforts
This is a great study report. I fully support closing down freeways/expressways. If something is not done nationwide, these systems could span over 25 lanes of pure hell.
Technology exists for flying bubble autos, like what the ‘Jetsons’ had. In 2007, it’s hard to believe that we haven’t revolutionized transit.
Imagine no lanes. Cities put back together again. Everyone required to have flying lessons in high school. These flying autos would go 90mph and there would be no lanes. They’d only go up to a certain height of course [nowhere near the height that planes go to] with a no fly zone near skyscrapers. A downside to this would still be the need for parking ramps/garages.
What do you think? Is this technology being repressed by automobile manufacturers? If so, these companies can convert to making and marketing these flying autos. I think it could work.
uhh
I did not know that Andorra was a real place.
— g®▲đұ, Friday, 1 June 2007 02:17 (15 hours ago) Link
uhh
Thanks
Lxy to me
show details 2:04 pm (1½ hours ago)
for fixing caller i.d
wtf
CIO SQUIRRELL LEAPING ONTO MY ARM! DON’T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!
— lxy, Saturday, June 2, 2007 11:50 AM (Saturday, June 2, 2007 11:50 AM)
(p.s. I know how to spell squirrel. I guess I was too freaked out to catch the extra L.)
uhh what in the hell was he doing?
(for readers outside the lower 48 and joining on the armed forces network, lxy has a curious relationship with technology and electronics. A computer, a lighter, a camera, the caller ID, will work and then not. and then work again. and then maybe not.)
Jergins says it’s me; I say it’s the machines. I mean, isn’t that just what they do?
Re. the squirrel: I DON’T KNOW! He ran around the corner, paused, jumped onto my arm, paused, and then jumped off.
It is lxy’s strong animal magnetism, for both the technology and fauna effects.
LOL!
there’s a Jars of Clay poster in the bathroom where I’m staying
When uhh becomes ugh.
y r u staying in a bathroom
wonderful co-worker (and friend), but still:
“is ‘turmoil’ one word or two?”
!
How would you divide it?
tur moil
turm oil
I vote for 2
I am calling it Term “Oil.” It’s practically onomatopoeic.
(Okay, not really, but I took so long trying to figure out how to spell that word that I have to use it.)
Same coworker who asked is “believe” one word or two, huh?
(Yes, he is wonderful.)
yeah. he also writes suposto
“These are great seats, no impesions.”
Awwww. <3 <3 <3
my boss has the bikini of ms. universe brazil in his desk drawer.
Not the same boss who took the picture of Segway Mom, huh?
other one
uhh, someone’s got a case of the thread bumps. i’ll call you Amon II
It’s a good thing you’re funny, mister.
Also, I think being called Amon II is a compliment, so thank you!
Miss Brazil 2007
Mark Morris’ “Pacific” was disconcertingly cold in the sense that the dancers, although performing the same or similar movements together, seemed totally detached from one another. It was almost as though the piece were happening at some point in the future and was being performed by robots that had achieved fluidity of movement...
why did M.I.A. become uhh? is sad, innit?
v v sad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYC3WBFEPvs
— Lingbert, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 00:50 (1 hour ago) Link
uhh. lilbert, you are a puzzle.
dear jergins plz do not fuck with me [Started by lxy, last updated 17 hours ago] 1 new answer
uhh what?
lol
PIMP MY NITE
beermosa
(cheap beer and orange juice)
When uhh becomes ugh.
— lxy, Sunday, June 3, 2007 5:16 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
start from here, for four posts:
uhh.
:/
Last fall, Kanebo Foods introduced Otoko Kaoru, which literally means “man smell.” ... The “rose menthol” sugarless gum is supposed to make males smell better better as they chomp. Each stick contains rose essence that is absorbed and then release through your pores much like in the same way alcohol is. Know that chewing too many sticks causes the gum to work as a laxative.
Not exactly an animal sacrifice, but I’m having 150 lbs of meat delivered to my office today.
— Jaq, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:09 (2 hours ago) Link
i <3 u, jaq, but... uhh.
(yeah i do mean uhh in the nicest of ways)
Heh, I didn’t realize I’d made the Uhh thread! and not for rum+milk :)
:)
GIS result for fortune cookie flower:
our government at work
is that bacon.
gross.
told u: uhh
there was a bird in the house this morning. it pooped on the table, twice, i think because it was scared.
lxwife
— Lingbert, Thursday, 12 July 2007 05:38 (9 hours ago) Link
uhh
“trade or trade back?”
uhh and huh
^^^i’m just gonna say uhh myself. who posts shit like that?
from I hate people who are having sex
Ned, this is no time to be posting to ILE—jump out of bed and chase him off.
— Alba, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 3:35 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
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You’re closer to the door!
— Ned Raggett, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 3:36 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
uhhhhh.
In September 1990 Triumph Int. Japan Ltd, manufactured a bra with the following dimensions:
Underbust measurement: 24 Meters—78 Feet 8 Inches
Bust measurement: 28 Meters—91 Feet 10 Inches
uhh...and I WANT 2 KNOW HER
friends going to a club night called ‘Trannyshack’
someone’s lunch smells like dog food. gross.
How to read a person like a book—Audiobook in MP3 format
cage thread
maybe we need our own zing thread
— jergins, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 18:40 (3 hours ago) Link
hey!
LOL
Uhh: Flight of the Conchords episode 9
what was that shit, guys? one song, too much murray, recycled jokes. you are better than that!
jergins otm.
once again i am under ned
— strongohulkington, Thursday, September 6, 2007 2:46 PM
Wolfgang Flür
Flür also wrote an autobiography, published in the year 2000, called Ich war ein Roboter (English translation: I Was a Robot), showing the inner workings of Kraftwerk from the beginning. This book met with hostility and litigation from his former Kraftwerk colleagues Ralf Hütter and Florian Schneider. The original Hannibal Verlag edition was soon withdrawn, following an injunction, but the book was republished in English and Japanese, with removal of a couple of embarrassingly homoerotic photos of Schneider and Emil Schult and re-wording of certain sections.
uhh and also ugh.
sorry, wolfgang.
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN MINE!!!
when uhh becomes UH U MISSED UR BIG CHANCE
the very droll EB points out that it looks like a 9/11 commemoration snow globe, what with the plane and the towers. Louie, Louie!
i just spent an hour trying to figure out how to make that splooge gif smaller so i could post it on the tinies thread. did not succeed :( .
——Original Message——
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Subject: Out of Office AutoReply
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“Facility concerns, issues or projects
The loading dock disposal – the lifter/toter can have a tendency to projectile items (pressure issue)”
“Student concerns
Some students have eaten food they were unaware of and have gotten upset”
“Lead time required for all food orders is seven (5) days.”
institution of higher learning = institution of worser communication
Cam’ron’s new single is called Bottom of Her Pussy Hole
that is beyond uhh.
Sekta started as a DJ in 1999 and has undergone a transformation that has evolved from his original hip-hop origins into a mish mash of electro, disco, house, hip-hop, favela funk, miami bass, baltimore with a collision of baltimore and old school reggae.
A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury heard yesterday (Tuesday).
Fadi Sbano, 38, even pretended to know a gynaecologist who advised him on how often to have intercourse with her and whether to thrust “slowly or quickly”. And, on the “doctor’s advice”, he kept a clock on the bedside table to time the sessions.
The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor.
the man obsessed with chaki’s ip is throwing stones?
― cbse admin (jergins), Wednesday, September 24, 2008 5:18 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol
Hey! I am so excited about getting back into modeling. My modeling career was put on hold due to having a child and getting married. I am only 20 years old mind you. I will be honest with you, I may need a little couching, but I catch on quick.
pampero and circumstance
― lxy, Tuesday, September 30, 2008 9:36 PM
saw this on a bumper today
COOLGUY
when uhh became ahh
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when uhh continued to be uhh
http://christiannymphos.wordpress.com/
My husband of 16 years and I have a blessed love life, but I grew up in a conservative household and sex was a dirty and sinful thing. If it wasn’t missionary with my DH, I felt guilty. A little guilty for being taken doggy-style, a lot guilty for my DH taking me that way in my rear and REALLY guilty for taking him that way.
http://christiannymphos.wordpress.com/2008/10/14/low-drivecan-you-help-me/
problems orgasming? Satan usually is the culprit behind things such as these.
does using manjunk make her DH feel guilty
i’ve had a very uhhy morning
a woman in my office just told me about a family night at her kids’ school:
Nutrition and Math Fun Night
the kids do math competitions and win vegetables as prizes.
i will trade you writing my paper for your evan williams!
― tehresa, Tuesday, December 9, 2008 7:21 PM
worth a shot!
hey lxy what silly thing did u say last night that i rolled my eyes about?
never happened.
lol i was thinking i hadn’t narrowed it down enough
BANTER!
on the street today:
obese girl in a NYMPHO RECOVERY CENTER sweatshirt, bright orange and dirty
Sadly, my daughter and I were snowed on for the Saterday afternoon show we had tickets for. We would like to take advantage of the offer to see the show on the 29th. Please let me know what we need to do.
H****** K***** M Ed.
Co- President Powerful Teaching and Learning Into Practice LLC
Certified Leadership Coach
Certified Extraordinary Leader Trainer
Puppets and prosthetics featured in Meet the Charities event Jan. 30
checker kate wished me a happy valentine’s day
v uhh
kate likes my jeans
ok is it either that she’ll glare at us or try to make friends?
yes. she’s fucking weird, that girl.
maybe one of those “shy girls” who comes off cold when she’s really just insecure?
nah she just sucks
Tapemasters Inc Presents Rick Ross & 50 Cent—Deeper Than Beef (2009)
o_0
uhh lxy division
http://www.physorg.com/news158345849.html
Adult brain processes fractions ‘effortlessly’
Although fractions are thought to be a difficult mathematical concept to learn, the adult brain encodes them automatically without conscious thought, according to new research in the April 8 issue of The Journal of Neuroscience.
haaaahaha
heated usb slippers
huh
pink tracksuit with matching bandana?
Everett Bus Injury Lawyer—www.hgfarber.com—WA Aggressive Bus Accident Attorney Free No Obligation Consultation!
my boss discovered lolcats today. i predict some pretty tedious emails to come.
also, the marketing department wants to advertise student jobs using lolcat-speak. i said no, don’t but they think it will “appeal to the young people.”
pink tracksuit with matching bandana?
this was you-know-who btw
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan eyeing tight end Tony Gonzalez as big target
what in the hell
digging the fat girl backup dancer
uhh!
Coleen McLoughlin’s path to becoming the perfect WAG bride
Submitted by Kiran Pahwa on Mon, 05/19/2008—13:58.
* Coleen McLoughlin
Coleen McLoughlinLondon, May 19 : Coleen McLoughlin is leaving no stone unturned to make sure that she outshines every other football bride when she weds soccer star Wayne Rooney on June 12.
While the guests will be treated to anal fresco champagne reception and barbecue, bride-to-be Coleen has decided to follow her own diet.
Look who’s back. Prince Nico Mbarga scored a huge hit in 1976
with Sweet Mother and eversince he sings about social and
family related matters. On this here album we hear about his
view on polygamy. Worn out cover but the LP itself
is still in quite good condition. Enjoy Nico Mbarga.
on this here album
more full-length LPs about polygamy i say
celebrity scales uhh
museum of menstruation serious uhh, also serious ugh
lol @ that scale, roseanne heavier than mr. ed
Janine Sugawara sued PepsiCo, the makers of Quaker Oats and Cap’n Crunch, for $5 billion for fraud, misrepresentation, and breach of warranty. She said that the fictitious name (crunchberries) implied a nutritious content (real strawberries) that is contradicted by the actual contents (strawberry extract is 12th on the ingredient list).
Oh janine
Earlier this week, New York Times columnist David Brooks wrote about how “the dignity code” has been “completely obliterated” in Washington, DC:
BROOKS: You know, all three of us spend a lot of time covering politicians and I don’t know about you guys, but in my view, they’re all emotional freaks of one sort or another. They’re guaranteed to invade your personal space, touch you. I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time.
opened iphone web browser on the bus with my last page already loaded: GIS for jonathan taylor thomas
IluvYeshuah Does Adam Yauch know #Jesus? I pray he does! 3 minutes ago from web
get one for otto?
otto poured motor oil in his lawnmower’s gas tank yesterday. uhh ballet people
still a paper jam at the bagel place
from the economist
WHICH flavour of condom do you prefer? Strawberry, chocolate or banana, perhaps? Prostitutes in India opted for paan, or betel nut wrapped in a leaf, which many Indians chew as a digestive. Their answer persuaded HLL Lifecare, a company based in the state of Kerala, to market a paan-flavoured condom. The sheath takes its place alongside the company’s other offerings, including a textured condom and one that glows in the dark.
kompakt namedrops matos? weird.
Veteran dance music writer Michaelangelo Matos features Michael Mayer “Immer” (KOMPAKT) and Triple R “Friends” in his best of “eMusic Yearbook: 2002”!
washington post:
Correction
Thursday, December 3, 2009
A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.
“do you have family housing at the UW Forks campus?”
“uhh.”
from a craigslist rideshare ad:
There is no smoking aloud in the car.
Economics focus: Maddison counting
from The Economist: Full print edition
A long, passionate affair with numbers has finally come to an end
ANGUS MADDISON, who died on April 24th at the age of 83, described himself as a chiffrephile—a lover of figures. Like many men, he had his first serious crush at the age of 13. He read “How to Pay for the War”, by John Maynard Keynes
it took until i got to the word ‘Keynes’ to realize they were talking sums, not the female form. lol
lol u got man-brain
seattle craigslist > seattle > gigs > talent gigs
Need to hire a fetish clown (wallingford)
Date: 2010–05–19, 2:08PM PDT
Looking for sexy male or female fethish clown for a dirty 30 Bday party.
Email with questions rates and pics if you got them
Retired professional male (78) living in Seattle’s Viewridge area seeks mature full time live-in personal assistant/companion/homemaker. Platonic relationship.
Many Chinese fans find this sorry state of men’s soccer particularly painful since China has a reasonable claim to have invented the game. Images from the Han Dynasty, before 220 B.C., show a game similar to soccer being played with a leather ball filled with hair.
those shirts!