haha jergins i know which one you voted for
jergins are you left-handed??? if so, i know which one you voted for. if not, i do not know.
Sisters: emotional tech support
is this true? i don’t know because i only have brothers
not true i never talk emotional w/ my sister or ask her for tech support
i think there’s another left-hander on this board. reveal yourself.
voted Ask me about my vow of silence because wtf does that even mean?
let me amend that &say i get the joke of it but it seems like there should be a 2nd meaning
i left-handed

i just discovered your fucking travel coffee mug is a left handed model. i been pwned.
now you know how my whole life feels
oh you said “your” mug not “my” mug oops
your original thought was correct, though. i filled jergins’ mug and then to hold it in my left had to drink.
and yeah, i know that’s a lefthander’s every day. still annoying.
i voted for looking ordinary but raising a us marine.
i was jk; most of the time i don’t notice things are right-handed. my life is actually pretty easy and care-free.
lol my sentence was all mixed up i’m glad in your carefree way you could still understand it
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
whichever one you click on, you get that as a gift
if you believe in santa
someone explain cole’s law
cole’s law
coles law
coleslaw
cole slaw
fucking hat coleslaw
lol hate
Automatic thread bump. This poll’s results are now in.
fyi—left-handed people are usually left-handed because they were brain damaged in the womb—so next time a leftie gets all up in your face with their t-shirt slogans and their mugs and their constant bragging—let them know that the reason for their left-handedness is likely 1) delinquent mother 2) poor genes
i thought u were supposed to be the milquetoast one
i’m left-handed because my mom is left-handed maxie
i hate to break it 2 u but ur left handed b/c ur a little bit retarded maybe cuz ur mom drank while she was pregnant? or fell down some stairs?
lil feisty
i propose an IQ team test: me & harbl vs. the rest of you
YOUR TABLE WOULD BE RUN...YOUR FAT FACE WOULD HAVE TO STAY SHUT DUE TO THE SHAME...
i propose an IQ team test: me & harbl vs. the rest of you
lol @ this... good luck dude
fyi my iq is 1,000
i am not retarded i’m unique. a diamond in the rough. my iq is so, so big
i bet lil wayne is left-handed

sigh