my car’s radiator blew while i was in line to get my emissions test. not knowing what to do, trapped on all sides, i pretended nothing happened. i might have whistled, even.
FUNNY
it cost $500 to get the car fixed.
NOT FUNNY
crazy man in a red bull jacket yelling about his ex-wife to the waitress
NOT FUNNY
man in a top hat and tails walking down the street at 1 pm on a sunday
FUNNY
dodgy old neighbor re. the hedge-trimming job: “bastardly.”
FUNNY
dodgy old neighbor re. the fact that he can’t eat much any more, while patting his little pot belly: “my stomach’s shrunk (not that you can’t tell from the outside)!”
FUNNY
and cute.
awww
Girl putting me on the guestlist but not telling me, costing me 8 euros
NOT FUNNY
dodgy old neighbor calling lesbian neighbor “a frigid bitch.”
NOT FUNNY
because dude you’ve got a naked mannequin in your front window, and you shout obscenities in the yard. it’s not that surprising that someone with a young daughter would feel apprehensive about you.
naked mannequin in the front window
FUNNY
shouting obscenities in the yard
FUNNY
grocery store doesn’t take credit cards
NOT FUNNY
i appear to be a moderator here
FUNNY
Indeed...
And I can’t help but read your post there in the voice of Terence Stamp, in Superman 2.
FUNNY
me: you want chicken? there’s another pizza with chicken on it, underneath.
boss: that’s got protein in it, doesn’t it? Naw, she got me Pabst Blue Ribbon. A pork chop in every can!
FUNNY
i think about this old question in the sandbox moderator request board every time i look at the boards page:
can we have a TEADRINKLER’S sandbox plz?
because it’s
FUNNY
teadrinkler. it will always make me laugh.
The Aristocrats
NOT FUNNY
ching chong china
FUNNY
FUNNY and cute