tsk

^an inappropriate reaction.

smelled like paper mostly and the alarm didnt go off and now i’m outin the front room like a wayfarer

by upstairs you don’t mean at your house, i hope, because if so my reaction is unconscionably inappropriate.

oh i think you did, xp.

i’m glad everything is alright.

IF U MEANT ‘fire upstairs’ like in my upper chest area then yes, earlier tonight, and we are on the square

it was weird and we are ok and i don’t mean tto cause any undue consternaton on the parts of others because at least i for one am always ok but it felt worth cataloging. mostly to try to imagine waht the next revive will be. what kind of emergency>? to whom? my mom used to make me watch soap operas after school.

i like the resilience of ‘i for one am always ok’.

if/when i have any emergencies i will bring them directly here.

my favorite emergencies are the ones where the internet still works

my mom used to make me watch soap operas after school.

i thought this was a sample emergency

we opened the windows and pointed fans out to clear the air.

one of them was in the front yard this morning. where is the window screen i don’t know. porch roof maybe?

lol trödelhaus.

there’s a bus on fire outside of my building

emergency 51!!1!!111!!

this is worth restating in my opinion:

a fan fell out of my second story window in the middle of the night. i found it in the front yard. what a noise it must have made.

apparently they’re having trouble putting it out.

there are firemen and metro technicians crawling all over it. no visible flames, though.

they sent the fire truck away and then called it back. it has the most lamentable, woebegone siren i’ve ever heard.

a dying animal siren

be sure to breathe in as much smoke as possible so you can lose as many brain cells as i did the other night

if people want to catalog emergencies of the past that’s cool too

i just called 911 for the first time in my life

was shaking and voice cracking!

i wish i could say the person is ok but i have no idea

oh no :(

so many emergencies find their way to you two :-\

i know! it’s always such a crazy whirl of activity, man. it’s the life. i am the quiet center of the HURRA tho

what happened j??? u ok?

oh yeah just a work thing, everything’s fine. a patron went into seizure and everyone freaked out and i had to be right there and call 911. (i’m always ok)

the constant

in the sandbox of lost

whoa crazy.

stuff like that always freaks me out for a couple weeks

does stuff like that happen to you a lot???

yeah, it used to for me too. i still think about the girl i saw lying in the street in tokyo, shaking, staring up at the sky. that was 5 years ago.

it happens so often at my work though*, and i have to respond in a calm, professional way. emotions come 2nd maybe

xpost

*three times in one year, is that a lot or not?

this does happen frequently at perf. arts places! once when my sister worked for rpo, a lady who had gone senile decided to sit down on a chair in the lobby and use it like a toilet. it was so sad.

on friday a woman at my work encountered the leavings of a bank robbery at a bus stop by our building:

big pile of money spewing red dye and pepper spray.

she had to talk to two different kinds of police and the fbi!

wow!

i think about trying to pass off inkstained bills all the time. i wonder how that would go

i am envious of her experience AND i think i could totally pass off inkstained bills

UW Alert, 2:14 p.m.:

Seattle and UW Police searching for suspected bankrobber near UWMC/health sciences. Asian male, orange hat, dark jacket, white pants. Call 911 if spotted.

UW Alert, 4:20 p.m.:

Update: Suspect eluded police. Believe left campus. Threat over.

Asian male, orange hat, dark jacket, white pants.

Grady’s boyfriend on the loose

Believe left island. Relationship over.

lol!

who wears an orange cap and white pants to rob a bank??

a hawaiian

not exactly an emergency but:

VP told us to close the offices at 3:30 if we felt the need to get on the road before dark/freezing/crowding. EVERYONE felt the need.

2 weeks vacation starts 1.5 hours early!

i hope you <3 every minute of your vacation.

thank you estela!

brilliant dude interviewed on the news after apartment fire (everyone ok):

your first thought is to grab everything you can but then you realize you just have to get what’s most important to you: your dog, your girlfriend, yourself.

emergencies overlapping: the bin is frozen shut so i had to put the kitchen compost into the (still outside) waste can instrumental in our first emergency.

there’s an inch of ice at the bottom of that garbage can

btw don’t sully the emergency thread with non-emergencies. this’ll end up like the time you called 911 cuz you were out of smokes

WHAT WASN’T AN EMERGENCY ABOUT THAT!!!

i had a dream the other night that i was outside a party lying on a camp stretcher next to some other people on camp stretchers and we were talking about non-smoking zones and i said, ‘i’ll tell you what isn’t a non-smoking zone, MY BED’ and a lit cigarette appeared by magic in my hand so i drew on it with gusto feeling very pleased with myself. i stopped smoking a long time ago but i don’t need dr freud to tell me i still secretly love it.

and in the same dream tza was living at the ymca and writing long entertaining posts about it.

and at one stage i was rummaging through my bag looking for my keys while singing lxy’s praises to whoever was with me, i don’t know who it was because i wasn’t looking at them, my whole attention was focused on the black lining of my bag.

aw.

(i hope jergins isn’t upset that you didn’t sully about him.)

entertaining enough for a book deal?

also i am honored to be in an estela dream!

more like too entertaining for a book deal.

last night i had a dream that i had met up with some people from high school. male and female, but i can’t remember the number nor who it was. it was my understanding that we were going for a hike, but instead everyone started going for a run. so i was all wtf thanks for telling me guys but i ran anyway. later on i was running by myself when i noticed that the whole time i had been running in just tighty whiteys instead of shorts. i felt so aw shucks silly because i hadn’t even realized it. i caught up with my friends and told them about this and we all had a good chuckle.

i am having a good chuckle now as well.

oh my dear.

i noticed that the whole time i had been running in just tighty whiteys instead of shorts

you are will farrell and i can now collect my $5

the way i envision lingbert changed forever (28 minutes ago).

fire alarm!

twice?

interesting night

all kinds of emergences

many things emerged

e-mergency: when the computer breaks

throw it through a wall

throw keyboard at monitor

haha that was a moment

something emerged at that moment

a man stole a car in the mercer garage and then ran into a wall so hard that we could hear it in the office. car parts and pieces spilled over onto the street and the horn started and wouldn’t stop. i walked onto the k-prom and followed him as he ran past the fountain. i called 911 and we had a chat.

this thread is LOL

i had to stop reading it b/c of embarrassing outbursts of laughter

ok i got more details when i went over and looked at the car

a construction worker across the street heard his car alarm going off and went to investigate. he found a pair of guys had stolen his stereo. he found them—i’m not sure where, near his car or just in the garage—and punched one of them. the guys took off in a white ford taurus. stolen? their own? they were driving way too fast in the garage and hit a wall, moving the wall and inflating the airbags. one of the guys cracked his head against the window. i could see where his head hit it. then the guys took off in different directions. that’s where i came in, following the one guy.

the construction worker related the story to me and i gave my story to the seattle center cops. exciting!

also a super sketchy guy came to the window later and tried to get a refund on a ticket of a donor’s. we called the donor and reprinted the tickets and told the guy we couldn’t help him. he was SKETCHY, this guy.

things are busy for the center police lately!

and for you too, i guess.

there was an emergency on campus but then it ended.

hazmat spill in stevens, ya??

ya, stevens way, @ hall health.

emergency crew wasn’t even there 10 minutes. weird.

i’ve been reading that it wasn’t anything

there were soooo many emergency vehicles piling onto campus, and they pretty much immediately started piling off.

[UW Safety] Timely Warning Notification of Criminal Incident—Seattle Campus:

“Over the past couple of weeks we have seen an increase in the number of completed and attempted bank robberies in the Seattle area and within close proximity to the University of Washington campus. The closest occurred June 30 at the Bank of America branch in the 4700 block of University Way. These cases are under investigation by the FBI and detailed information is not available at this time.”

i hope they didn’t steal my money!

thought about this thread while waiting for AAA