have to have a talking horse

tharp impersonator

song about irresistable force and immovable object

a hype man

costumes that look like tablecloths

at least one mention of hot cock annie

crowd call and response

“who’s this?”

I’M THIS

villalobos break down and build up

tribute to gerrick utley

accidental boob slippage and ballsack slippage at the same time w/ “jinkx!” synchronicity

a menorah

lingbert monologue

girls with wings

?

like this?

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or this?

bananas that walk out into the audience and hand out bananas

50 song salute to 50 state quarters

too sufjan, too gay

50 song salute to 50 state quarters of our world’s most precious personalities, from dear abby to zamfir