(i mean except the one i made one time when he was fucking with me and i told him to knock it the fuck off, and that i immediately deleted because that’s not how i roll)

(well that’s kind of how i roll but anyway)

(at least i was polite about it i said please)

(jesus, after all this i might as well have just unlocked the damn thread)

(anyway back to the business at hand)

avatars plzzzzzzz

!!!! JERGINS !!!!

• are you a sitewide mod on ILX now?

• if so, how much unreg posting on IRE is legit and how much is regulars fucking around?

• or does the “search clone user” feature even work on unreg posters?

• did you yellowcard me?

• will you watch the Emmys on Sunday?

yeah

maybe 80% regulars fucking around?

no. i’ve got ips for everyone though and can mostly tell who’s who

no

ah hell no. i watched the video music awards the other day and am still recovering

dude

i miss dude dude

i guess i meant to ask how much of the spam was legit and how much is regulars fucking around

also you should watch the emmys cause you might see me!!!1! B-)

are you moving?

it’s the plan. it won’t happen until 2009, and i’m not sure where to yet, but it’s the plan. i need to do something different. i feel pretty done here.

from age 18 to 30 i moved something like 18 times. i’ve been here a few years and i’m starting to get that itch again.

come east ddddude!!!!

u can stay at my parents house w/ me

lxy can come too if she has a itch

no lingy tho, sorry lingbert

the spider is welcome too.

travelling across country with a spider!

max we could take the path train together and i could read your iphone over your shoulder and make suggestions about what to post

you will make such a pair.

hey eat a pile of shit max (more like min because you’re a minimum)

i will wear a bowtie if it’d make me and max a better duo

yes! & the spider needs a tiny cane and four pairs of tap shoes.

if we played this right we could become one: max’s boyish charm, my sense of style, the spider’s six arms

six arms?

what in particular about my charm is boyish

the dimples?

the crack in your voice when you get excited?

i dunno, i’m just spitballin here. you might not even be charming! who knows!?!

maybe you have a charmingly disarming smile and that is why the spider now only has six.

maybe you should move to hawaii

thought about kwajalein atoll more than once

what would you do there

eat the sand which is there (sandwiches there)

wtf is/are jergins?

boy this pizza sub tastes great.

― fantasimundo, Tuesday, October 7, 2008 9:38 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

to an extent that might beyond the pale except there is no such extent.

aw thanks!

i love this:

i thought jergins was a cross between a jersey and a gherkin. s.

― fantasimundo, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 15:49

Jergins Please Expound on Death Alien Cult

what the fuck

what’s googleable in that thread? names?

crash worship maybe?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=murshid+crash+worship&btnG=Search

i can never find the mystery ghost gif when i want it.

its cooler to just type itisamystery.gif

you couldn’t find it either huh?

i know where to find it but im not gonna tell u

iiam.gif

:) thx am0n

jergs-

i saw this last nite:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encounters_at_the_End_of_the_World

it was pretty good.

have you seen it? is anyone you know in it?

g

j-spot:

i was running thru my spam folder trying to avoid my family today and i saw u emailed me (twice) when sandbox was down—sorry for not replying dawg.

cant wait to see u in january

peace out

jergins-

why are you sending max spam?

-gr8090

please expound!!!

morelike max plz expand ur penis

so you havent seen herzog movie about Antarctica then?

hihi sorry

i haven’t seen it yet but i really want to because they were at mcmurdo for some of it

i knew a lot of people that described themselves as lifers—either had been going down for years or intended to.

if you went down with a s.o. it could be the life: work 5 months of the year and kick it for 7. people i knew bought houses in NZ and stayed there and then headed down to the ice.

if you weren’t going down with a loved one it’d be much more difficult. have to share a room with some dude half of every year.

partof me would like to go back but part of me knows it’ll never happen.

will seee it though!

(the point about the lifers makes me think i would know some of the people in it)

MAXIMIZE YOUR MAX FOR HER PLEASUREE

it was opening night tonight. champagne toast onstage and i had to pour and make nice. guys, theater is the life@! except for the money part and the bullshit part.

the bullshit part is a lot. the money part is not a lot.

jergs you’re acting??

also plz let me know when you see it because i think you’ll like it.

i didn’t realize it wast really out yet— i got a screener from a client.

i saw it in the theater in orange county, ca months ago. i didn’t know anyone in it though b/c i’ve never been to aunt arctica

nice sdtrk in that movie

oh whoa. i was going to post about how Henry Kaiser http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Kaiser_(musician) was there the year i was and how he was big shit around town and wow he won a emmy or grammy and all the musicians wanted to play with him. then i was going to make some jokes about how he made a recording of rubbing his guitar against the south pole (even though i’ve never heard it, still, it’s funny, rubbing against the pole) only to find out that he did some of the soundtrack and camera work for the herzog movie. it’s a small world after all.

Herzog was drawn to Antarctica after viewing underwater footage filmed by Henry Kaiser. Kaiser was working on music for Herzog’s Grizzly Man and was showing the footage to a friend when Herzog noticed it.[3] Kaiser had been to Antarctica on scientific diving expeditions, as well as with the National Science Foundation’s Antarctic Artists and Writers Program for his “Slide Guitar Around the World” project.[4] Within two years, Herzog had released The Wild Blue Yonder, which made prominent use of Kaiser’s footage.

wow j i didnt know you lived in antarctica

i feel so close to you and yet theres so much i dont know

haha yeah there’s a buncha shit like that i am a man of mystery and excitement. i go into it a little bit here http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52866 if you’re interested

max did you know that jergins doesn’t believe in global warming? “still pretty cold here in seattle,” he said.

max did you know that jergins is such an internet nerd that he went as “intern E.T.” for halloween?

max did you know that jergins’ favorite “funny” thing to do is to call people a dick and then say “and you’re also a [insert word that rhymes with ”dick“ here].” he somehow never gets sick of it.

wow what an informative thread this is!

libert youre a dick and youre also a stick

max did you know that jergins won’t cook pasta because he’s afraid that he’s going to poke himself with the “sharp” end of one of the uncooked noodles?

haha that one’s true

what about things like macaroni?

the more curvaceous pastas, i mean.

macaroni i do this thing where i have to pick two pieces, one with each hand, then connect them so it makes a tube, then spit down the tube and incorporate that into the recipe

jergins doesn’t believe in global warming?

the married co-worker that wants to fuck me, she’s a creationist. we had a long discussion about it. if that doesn’t induce a polar freeze ‘down there’ nothing will

here’s a present for you:

http://www.museumofflight.org/logos/images

luv u

and here’s a present for you

http://blogs.colette.fr/arthurking/2009/04/07/inner-sleeves-pt1/

<<<333

http://invinciblecities.camden.rutgers.edu/intro.html

haven’t explored it much but on first glance i think it merits some time

note the dropdown under the column of pictures (once you’re on a city page): decayed neighborhoods, textures of decay

more sleeves

http://crossedcombs.typepad.com/recordenvelope/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/depressionpress/sets/72157604245013731/

hi darling thank you for the loan of the netbook it feels a little like a lifeline right now

glad it’s working

love this, think you will too

yayaaa

hey sweet p,

i think this is right up your aloley:

http://www.fubiz.net/2009/07/02/play-more-notebook/

silly

okay, how about this:

http://www.fubiz.net/2009/07/09/ping-pong-door/

this was really nice of you, and funny:

it’s weird that i would have heard these stories and you haven’t. anyway, this is what i’ve gathered: ghosts of lawyers past visit people who are about to take the bar. they don’t visit the losers or the no-hopers, usually, but the ones with the *big time* futures. they impart wisdom in the night, and the clumsier ones knock stuff over, to let you know they’ve been there.

― jergins, Monday, July 27, 2009 11:15 AM

thanks

ur great

railroad posters from the 50s

http://37signals.com/svn/posts/2009-designed-bern-hill-railroad-posters

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hangfirebooks/sets/72157601757169479/

Pink Terror Hawking from mike barzman on Vimeo.

where does one go to discuss wc2018 or the transfer window with this man

there are some really sweet posts on this thread

alomar lines btw

*have i beefed with alomar lines in wc or other threads* he pondered

lol probably

there are no people on other threads you have not beefed with

thats just untrue and anyway what are the time parameters and what allowance for them having deserved it

i have beeved with imho like....five ilxors....ever

the rest is disgust but loving disgust like i want us all to be better thats not beef.

imo

have beeved

yes but reluctantly

and you seem dammed determined to declare me an eager beever