4,500 B.C.

we got 4 more hours of daytime, and there are still children playing in their yards

hollering

GIDDY

tighten up

early

tiny pic

lil url

titty piddle

early times?

why not

let’s go!

breakfast hamburger

hello?

NOW

orly

i am on the other side of a lake

two lakes

two lakes

we need two lakes

north and south

atl just turned a tite double play vs. the angels fyi

ok across the bottom of espn it says ’18/58 update.‘ shouldn’t it be 28/58? or 18/38/58?

my mom used to think that ‘weather on the eights’ meant :08, :16, :24 etc. like she had to do the math first to figure out when the weather’d be on

chone figgins BOOOOOOOOOO YOU SUCK

you’ll have to catch up, then.

drinks on the eights

but i should do the math now cuz i won’t be able to do it later. for reference:

8

16

24

32

40

48

56

start over

(good thing i’ve got that extra 4 minutes after the hour)

#2 NOW

LXY 3

JERGINS 1

jergins 2 (when i don’t know)

but NOW:

LXY 4

JERGINS 3

not that it’s a contest.

it’s a record. of the time.

JERGINS 4

4 tha win

4 tha TIE, if you please

i love this board

self-involvement and wonder at the world make for a heady mixture, sure

This board loves you, step.

shanghai style

and by shanghai style i don’t mean braised spicy pork

nor do i mean a fat man out in the street in flipflops and boxers yelling, drunk, dragging on some heavy chinese cigarette

though he was a dream

finding decent rum, and limes, and ice (god that one’s hardest) in a country like this requires perserverance. perserverance (man that looks wrong) lxy and i have. praise to us.

cuban rum!!

(but it’s not that good)

naw, cmon, it’s okay

and better by far than any of the other shitty rum we’ve seen on offer here.

it will be, soon. but not soon enough.

early times.

as in i went to bed at 10 and got up at 6 lol.

3:53 am

lol opposite early times over here

hi early! well, kinda.

hot-blooded early times

i’m starving. going to lunch soon. early.

also i’m going to start drinking early. but not this early.

early times club night 2nd friday 6–9 pm ??

new disco. ask tj?

havana, church of bass, solo, sole repair, chac lower level, hengst studio, war room ?????????????

viceroy, nectar, lofi ?????

viceroy

wait, no danceflloor

move some furniture

it’s perfect in so many ways

they’ve got dance nights already

look how beautiful it is!

JOHNNY WALKER BLACK

DJ @ HOME

IN BED BY 9:45

haha get thee home! we’ll raise one for the return of curtils.

it’s really 7 o’clock not 6 o’clock and i’m gonna make me a drink!

breakfast hamburger

― step hen faps, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 8:06 PM

booze monday starts now

lol

that was a bust

at 4:45 i found out i have to move out of my office and into a cubicle.

at 4:50 i left work

at 5:00 i bought a bottle of whiskey

at 5:20 i made a drink

EARLY TIMES COMING TO THE AID OF DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEES THE WORLD OVER

disgruntled? is that really a word? it’s so weird.

we can’t all be gruntled

that sucks lxy. i’m sorry.

‘breakfast hamburger’ is one of the funniest posts on this baord

early times? i want a paper on the porch

total et

lol @ 9 am shot of wild turkey

you are badass

jealous!

xpost

so...

:)

there is a surprise bottle for you

anniversario!

ah no sorry. you want me to tell?

YES

cockspur 12

hey!!

arguably even better

i thought that was a pretty fun early times last night

yes yes

i suppose we should try and get some shit done tonight, sadly

i am willing to donate 1.5 hours to this cause. if you can give .75 that’s two solid hours of production and we can still be drinking by 7.

^more than

k

lol @ noon bar beers watching soccer

5/10/2009 12pm Home Los Angles Galaxy Seattle, WA Telefutura, KONG 6/16

cute poster, worst whiskey.

kinda want to co

me home early on the train just to get crazy once in an AM style

i don’t really know what you mean but i <3 “crazy once in an AM style”

WE HAVE A PLAN

it’s a silly plan

but i like having

things to look forward to

might have to go to sleep at 6 pm or something

what fun it will be

i declare sunday six pm pdt