ordered a drink that looked like a chocolate martini the other day

lingbert to kyle: marry me

kyle to lingbert: maybe when the ‘hug days’ out number the ‘handshake days’ we could consider marriage.....

evites

evites piss me off so much that even if it sounds like a fun event i don’t want to go.

meaning they’re not gaie, because unlike evites, i love the gaie.

makes sense

n&c invited me to a memorial day bbq out on vashon. now that i know evites logs when you’ve opened the invitation and reports back, it makes me feel funny. i don’t know what i’m doing that weekend! that’s why i can’t answer!

h@ze11 and ju@n sent one set up with a reminder EVERY DAY. fuck that shit. i said no just to stop the reminders coming.

gaievite

somebody’s madder than us Barry Diller doesn’t care about Evite

almost as damning as george bush not caring about black people