from email
damn son u have downloaded hell of mega bytes already
bring me the head of El Guincho
the new kelley polar is terrible unlistenable unfortunate crap
the zamboni that caught fire
why don’t you come over sometime you dick?
kulturszene = make you want dancy dance
gmail is a dick
i pretty much hate everyone (except you and shanti)
there might be an earthquake soon
dear son of a plumber
people torrent ‘days of our lives’
if you want to back my shit up it would make me smile
you should buy this houseboat
thanking u for giving me underwear
computer no liek today :(:(:(:(
my phone just left louisville
y as in yak
LINGBERT GO 2 DAFT PUNK W/ US
lols from 6/2/07:
i think i might be done again with IRE for a while
i feel like a character on ‘dallas’
computers only love you when they’re computing
whoop whoop i made soup
you love fine print
hi from europe, hi to europe
wtf dentist i hate u
a dozen ways we love to dance
i heard a horse tried to eat you
it’s that time again...BOYFRIEND PICKING (now bigger and deffer with 3 choices instead of two)
It’s that time again: Pick A Boyfriend (only shhh they’re gay as tangerines)
boyfriend picking: a decent choice for once
it’s that time again: pick one boyfriend
your new boyfriend(s) NOT SAFE FOR WORK
Boyfriend #6: You Choose (Not Safe For Work)
Boyfriend #5, two choices, pick’em
your other choice for boyfriend #4 (not safe for work)
your boyfriend in an alternate universe
more phtots, this time of my friend and your other boyfriend, you figure out which is which
a picture of your new new boyfriend
a photograph of your next boyfriend
and your boyfriend after that
a picture of your boyfriend
since britney shaved her head i haven’t heard from you and i’m starting to get worried
do you ever think the best club we’ve been to is your living room?
do u still have cheese throat?
cologne (aka u stink)
two little girls who live in the forest and had a lot of stress last night
i am having a baby called a party
hot tamales, gateway drug
are you a knight?
It is my duty as a friend to tell you about BEER-MOSAS
feelgood song of the fucking
The Unveiling of Hedgie
what the bible actually says about mel gibson
exactly how gas-assed and weak is a barista that plays death cab and coldplay?
i understand you’ve been microchipped
older gay gentlemen who work at liquor stores LOVE me
Heads up: Thief pretending to be a custodian...?
lol phallic awards
Saturday morning with the caped crusader
text me w/ liquor request by 5
hey ralph!
tax pros, grammar amateurs
just a little dance party
I AM EATING SCANDO-BALLS
this road will knock your rocks around
i’d rather be eating candy
i drove a gigantic van
RE: didn’t i blow your mind this time? yes.
guess who spilled half ‘n half all over the counter at ken’s this morning
Pork Tornado
this is what you get when you type ‘frankly my fuck’ into google’s image search
IT’S SNOW TIME HO TIME!
’SERVING BIGGEST PROPORTIONS’
lezbian chat for a cold fall’s night (will warm you right up)
i would write “NOT SAFE FOR WORK” if any of us had jobs
confindential to the guy in the bud light t-shirt
I fear I may be drunk by 10 am Thursday
born with a silver spoon in my bag
you may become love with him
it was only a matter of time: a carny blog
what we in the business refer to as a ‘chat’
pack at least one scarf for berlin
internet liquor
8 Minute Abs? Try the 6 Minute Commute!
this is also one of those ‘don’t fuck with my friend, world’ kind of days
Ray Eames smoked Benson & Hedges
it ain’t easy being a pimp
it is a cute cat but...
if you can’t kick it how you gonna lick it?
i may destroy portland with my fiery breath and dancing shoes
note: “swanning”
blt / wigs
extreme bible stories
a new thing to like about minneapolis
words are too long
worst premise ever
worst band name i’ve ever downloaded
Re: sup gay
the zamboni that caught fire
I would like to hear this story
worst band name i’ve ever downloaded
what was the band name?
Beef Terminal
yowza
Re: holy shit
re zamboni the one and only youtube i’ve sent to my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4YtUGrtsGE&feature=related
save the date (booze not marriage)
lol aerospace engineer
I don’t like this lady out here.
lingalert
night out dancing, center of the universe style
LOL @ my horoscope
remember that one time?
mr. love country
they don`t really call it that, do they?
zero to two in only one month!
hirosaki hotties
new subject line; same subject
why i love them
it’s all g(reenw)ood
true love inebriates
how i make it happen in the middle of nowhere
phone message, explained
i mail you, i never fail you
cheese nut loaf
there’s a penis in this picture but it’s still worth looking at in my opinion
japanese slap fighting game
maybe she is secretly a brother.
4 every revision there is a revision
finally i have a legitimate reason to say Ching Chong (China)
the only record i ever bought twice (well, that i can think of right now anyway)
zero to two in only one month!
zero to two what?
one testament down, one to go
(haha not related)
guess who is doing laundry tonight
Weapon to use on gays
the sooner you admit you started that freud thread the better
america’s next transsexual model
gay priest
recherchez du temps perdu
What is a Cruise Box???
Saludos Pipa
who my hookup?
it is shockingly difficult to find complete,
concise information on the topic of antarctic timezones.
it’s all g(reenw)ood
true love inebriates
the subtleties of living up to a name like Jergins
the last chinese marlboro