from email

damn son u have downloaded hell of mega bytes already

bring me the head of El Guincho

the new kelley polar is terrible unlistenable unfortunate crap

the zamboni that caught fire

why don’t you come over sometime you dick?

kulturszene = make you want dancy dance

gmail is a dick

i pretty much hate everyone (except you and shanti)

there might be an earthquake soon

dear son of a plumber

people torrent ‘days of our lives’

if you want to back my shit up it would make me smile

you should buy this houseboat

thanking u for giving me underwear

computer no liek today :(:(:(:(

my phone just left louisville

y as in yak

LINGBERT GO 2 DAFT PUNK W/ US

lols from 6/2/07:

i think i might be done again with IRE for a while

i feel like a character on ‘dallas’

computers only love you when they’re computing

whoop whoop i made soup

you love fine print

hi from europe, hi to europe

wtf dentist i hate u

a dozen ways we love to dance

i heard a horse tried to eat you

it’s that time again...BOYFRIEND PICKING (now bigger and deffer with 3 choices instead of two)

It’s that time again: Pick A Boyfriend (only shhh they’re gay as tangerines)

boyfriend picking: a decent choice for once

it’s that time again: pick one boyfriend

your new boyfriend(s) NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Boyfriend #6: You Choose (Not Safe For Work)

Boyfriend #5, two choices, pick’em

your other choice for boyfriend #4 (not safe for work)

your boyfriend in an alternate universe

more phtots, this time of my friend and your other boyfriend, you figure out which is which

a picture of your new new boyfriend

a photograph of your next boyfriend

and your boyfriend after that

a picture of your boyfriend

since britney shaved her head i haven’t heard from you and i’m starting to get worried

do you ever think the best club we’ve been to is your living room?

do u still have cheese throat?

cologne (aka u stink)

two little girls who live in the forest and had a lot of stress last night

i am having a baby called a party

hot tamales, gateway drug

are you a knight?

It is my duty as a friend to tell you about BEER-MOSAS

feelgood song of the fucking

The Unveiling of Hedgie

what the bible actually says about mel gibson

exactly how gas-assed and weak is a barista that plays death cab and coldplay?

i understand you’ve been microchipped

older gay gentlemen who work at liquor stores LOVE me

Heads up: Thief pretending to be a custodian...?

lol phallic awards

Saturday morning with the caped crusader

text me w/ liquor request by 5

hey ralph!

tax pros, grammar amateurs

just a little dance party

I AM EATING SCANDO-BALLS

this road will knock your rocks around

i’d rather be eating candy

i drove a gigantic van

RE: didn’t i blow your mind this time? yes.

guess who spilled half ‘n half all over the counter at ken’s this morning

Pork Tornado

this is what you get when you type ‘frankly my fuck’ into google’s image search

IT’S SNOW TIME HO TIME!

’SERVING BIGGEST PROPORTIONS’

lezbian chat for a cold fall’s night (will warm you right up)

i would write “NOT SAFE FOR WORK” if any of us had jobs

confindential to the guy in the bud light t-shirt

I fear I may be drunk by 10 am Thursday

born with a silver spoon in my bag

you may become love with him

it was only a matter of time: a carny blog

what we in the business refer to as a ‘chat’

pack at least one scarf for berlin

internet liquor

8 Minute Abs? Try the 6 Minute Commute!

this is also one of those ‘don’t fuck with my friend, world’ kind of days

Ray Eames smoked Benson & Hedges

it ain’t easy being a pimp

it is a cute cat but...

if you can’t kick it how you gonna lick it?

i may destroy portland with my fiery breath and dancing shoes

note: “swanning”

blt / wigs

extreme bible stories

a new thing to like about minneapolis

words are too long

worst premise ever

worst band name i’ve ever downloaded

Re: sup gay

the zamboni that caught fire

I would like to hear this story

worst band name i’ve ever downloaded

what was the band name?

Beef Terminal

yowza

Re: holy shit

re zamboni the one and only youtube i’ve sent to my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4YtUGrtsGE&feature=related

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Three weeks pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

save the date (booze not marriage)

lol aerospace engineer

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Almost a month passes⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

I don’t like this lady out here.

lingalert

night out dancing, center of the universe style

LOL @ my horoscope

remember that one time?

mr. love country

they don`t really call it that, do they?

zero to two in only one month!

hirosaki hotties

new subject line; same subject

why i love them

it’s all g(reenw)ood

true love inebriates

how i make it happen in the middle of nowhere

phone message, explained

i mail you, i never fail you

cheese nut loaf

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯A month passes⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

there’s a penis in this picture but it’s still worth looking at in my opinion

japanese slap fighting game

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Two weeks pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

maybe she is secretly a brother.

4 every revision there is a revision

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Two weeks pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

finally i have a legitimate reason to say Ching Chong (China)

the only record i ever bought twice (well, that i can think of right now anyway)

zero to two in only one month!

zero to two what?

one testament down, one to go

(haha not related)

guess who is doing laundry tonight

Weapon to use on gays

the sooner you admit you started that freud thread the better

america’s next transsexual model

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Five months pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

gay priest

recherchez du temps perdu

What is a Cruise Box???

Saludos Pipa

who my hookup?

it is shockingly difficult to find complete,

concise information on the topic of antarctic timezones.

it’s all g(reenw)ood

true love inebriates

the subtleties of living up to a name like Jergins

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Nine months pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

the last chinese marlboro