it shouldn’t be that shocking, considering where i work, but there are so many hot-assed girls here. jeezus

I am v curious as to where you work

i’m a masseuse

bouncer at a high-end strip club

prison guard

hypnotist

official bikini inspector

milk duds search

“MINIMAL is like fucking without penetration”

http://jbutts.com/

http://www.mediatakeout.com/2009/30209-oh_no_latin_actress_jessica_alba_looks_like_she_lost_whatever_little_azz_she_had__shes_now_shaped_like_a_milk_carton_.html

Everybody don’t wont a big sloopy ass-her’s fine-

i think i’m shaped like a milk carton

or a popsicle stick