by hook or by crook kyle will post on this thread
tempting by taunting strategy?
works with girls. works with gays?
doesn’t kyle care about us?
what he makes for dinner will say a lot
i’m tired of waiting
it’s time to take action
do this
itt bitch about airbus plzzzzzzzzzzz
THAT is how u make a steak
^^belly button... does he have one? i have never seen it.
omg that feather.
what was all that
kyle smiles at us and is all nicey nice in person but that seems to be as far as it goes
boxofbirds texted me back last night. one word: nope
effusive.
elusive.
exclusive.
Kryptic
Yellowish
Life-affirming
Elemental
haha now that i realize how anti-dancing he can be i think it’s kinda funny how i dragged him onto the empty floor at havana
maybe he is reluctant to use his real name
should perhaps post as “lyle”
i dreamt that kyle started posting on this board using the name Keijo KonotoroJe.
possible usernames:
THEN ENGINEER
snoho
did you know he danced............ i heard that he did and i saw it..
what does it matter to you if he did???/..........................
i bet he isn’t afraid of what YOU think.........yeah right whatever you think.............
this is kind of interesting. i had no idea:
This phrase derives its origin from the custom of certain manors where tenants are authorized to take fire-bote by hook or by crook; that is, so much of the underwood as may be cut with a crook, and so much of the loose timber as may be collected from the boughs by means of a hook. One of the earliest citations of this proverb occurs in John Wycliffe’s Controversial Tracts, circa 1370.—See Skelton, Quotation 5
q for the experts: when do we start taking it personally that he won’t post here? do we take it personally?
will he post??
how do i count down to nothing
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remember when kyle ordered pizza at our house? today we received a postcard from pagliacci addressed to kyle horde.
also what the fuck is up with this thread oh my god it is practically impossible to look at!
wait the pizza place is called pagliacci!? bc i was imagining some dude getting a post card from a crazy clown!!! and it looked like pavarotti!
why yes, it is called pagliacci. wow
at ur door, bringin u pizza
wait wrongimage!!!!!!!!! fail
you have been drinking
she could bring me pizza anytime
but she would shame you while you ate it!
lingbert, is that like the lady who walked by your house?
the lady in teh pic doesn’t look nosy enough
i would rather the fat italian man with the drum brought me pizza than the grim-faced pointing lady
max it is the pav and he is dead so it would be kinda creepy for him to bring you a pizza!
i bet the pointing lady has a heart of gold and if you gave her a sherry she would help you write more up-butt girl lyrics.
thank you for the input ladies—
tehresa, i knew who it was, but i was trying to emphasize the qualities about him that indicated to me he would be a good purveyor of pizza, plus, i was speaking hypothetically, so his death bothered me little.
estela, i dont need help to write the rest of up-butt girl, and am somewhat hurt that you think i couldnt do it all myself.
after all, it only took him an hour to write that first bit
i am slightly tempted to deck max with boughs of holly.
kyle told us the other night that email isn’t real. I wonder if here is less real than that?
email isn’t real?? i guess that’s how he gets out of not answering, huh
this countdown thing has worked out really well so far
count up??
are you counting in imaginary numbers?
kyle aka agent dale uncooperative
if email isn’t real then my name isn’t admiral lingbert
i’m counting down little kid style: “three and a half...three and a quarter...three and an eighth”
maybe he will come when you count to pi.
i feel like i can get in the air with
kyle studying accounting joke
come joke
but can’t land it
helpp???
accounting girl
you know shes living in an
accounting world
you have a real talent for this stuff, max.
what will he cook???
what did he cook???
tuna casserole that smelled like whoohoo and perky biscuits
being the only straight guy has its disadvantages. i had to keep the lols to myself
line, crossed
(but funny)
the way the tomatoes were arranged on a big leafy piece of lettuce i couldn’t stop thinking “don’t eat the truck balls, don’t eat the truck balls.”
what does it mean that he grew those tomatoes himself