now watching
endless summer
act three of romeo et juliette, on stage now
dear admin
please change thread title to “lol cable”
on account of i am watching a christmas movie starring queen latifah and llcoolj
according to that movie the secret of life is butter therefore it was the smartest best movie ever
damn, my favorite G came this close to getting sent home tonight
lol
TV’s about to get good again:
flight of the conchords starts up again sunday
lost starts again wednesday
30 rock continues
good thing i got that box
lol incredible hulk
the grandson of a sioux medicineman is gonna try to cure dr. david banner, even though he would have been a god to the tribal ancestors
ddb: ginger? why ginger?
gsm: it calms the disposition.
ddb (to rainbow the horse): maybe i’ll wake up tomorrow and whinny.
it’s ready! he’s drinking it!!!!
oh dear. full moon.
ddb is in his cot (which has an attractive orange and brown coverlet) in obviouse distress. he’s dreaming about his marriage, his wife, a frisbee, a windstorm, her death.... BUT HE WOKE UP AS DDB, NOT AS TIH!!
UHOH. the old geezer who set the barn on fire is aiming a rifle at the television, which is airing a race being run by RTH!
ddb feels calm, but alert. the best he’s felt in years. (it’s been 12 hours.)
oh, starting next week, harness racing will be featured at san remos racetrack!
plot twist! andy the jockey never saw the doctor after his fall. now he’s dizzy and has blurred vision. so kim is gonna race instead!!
but now her father, the old geezer, has arrived with his rifle in a duffle bag. they’re announcing the change, but geezer just went into a soundproof room, so he doesn’t know!
the weather is fair, and the track is officially labelled fast.
the horses are entering the track!
the horses are approaching the starting gate!
ddb spots the geezer with a spyglass!
the horses are at the gate!
and there they go!
ddb is fighting his way through the crowd!
he’s been pushed over, stepped on and hurt!
wait!
the hulk is back!
the crowd is fucking tripped out!
geezer is aiming the rifle!
hulk breaks through the door!
rips a pipe off the railing and knocks geezer down!
grabs the rifle and throws it away!
security guy finally arrives!
hulk runs away!
rainbow won the race, btw.
“david, my grandfather taught me one thing: eventually all things pass.”
tinkly piano music, credits roll.
wonder showzen
:D
clarence is my favorite
Entertainment Tonight’s EVENT “The Inauguration Day Special” is gonna give a run-down of inauguration fashions
in the meantime, here’s a lasik commercial, featuring an “Actual Lasik Patient” who is rather cross-eyed.
michelle and jill are both total foxes
clarence is my favorite
he is IRE in puppet form?
haha good call