(not Sarah Michelle Geller)

i would’ve started this thread a while ago if i could have found a good picture of starbits.

what i learned today:

mario will not fall asleep in water, but he will fall asleep while holding a turtle shell.

this is what i believe:

new galaxies open based on the number of grand stars you’ve collected, not based on which galaxies you complete.

ya

not a sarah michelle gellar thread

tru

URMG

U R Michelle Geller

u run mario games

uh, mario can fly, yo

everything i have to do in this game i can’t do

it’s easy just do it

i am at the final bowser planet. gotta rescue princess peach.

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Four months pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

i can’t believe i didn’t report here that i rescued peach. wtf?

more importantly now: will wii fit ship today, or arrive today?

please please please

have you been charged yet?

:( delivery estimate: May 27, 2008—May 29, 2008

THE FUCK

Simian Mobile Gisco

May 20, 2008 05:27:00 AM MESQUITE TX US Departure Scan

May 19, 2008 11:26:00 PM MESQUITE TX US Arrival Scan

May 19, 2008 10:53:00 PM DALLAS TX US Departure Scan

May 19, 2008 09:35:00 PM DALLAS TX US Shipment received by carrier

May 19, 2008 06:44:21 PM US Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit

japanese thingamajig

nintendo hq here

amazon hq here

mesquite tx wtf

assembled in mexico?

the sabor de soledad of videogames.

wii fit’s gonna think i’m pregnant

lol!

May 20, 2008 06:48:00 PM COMMERCE CITY CO US Arrival Scan

May 20, 2008 10:52:00 PM COMMERCE CITY CO US Departure Scan

this is what i am talking baout

WHERE NOW

no change

what the fuck how long does it take to depart commerce city anyway

May 22, 2008 06:30:00 PM HERMISTON OR US Departure Scan

May 22, 2008 05:55:00 PM HERMISTON OR US Arrival Scan

May 22, 2008 10:53:00 PM SEATTLE WA US Arrival Scan

!!!!!!!!!

hi wii fit welcome home

WII FIT: IT’S WII FUN

BOXING

wha?

a new aerobics option

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯A month passes⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

wii sports resort

Available minigames will include playing frisbee with a dog (which immediately brings to mind a Wii Nintendogs title), a jet ski game, and — weirdly enough — sword fighting.

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Six months pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯
⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Two months pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯
⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯A month passes⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

Party in venues reminiscent of real world locales from around the globe including an ultra plush and sexy Hollywood Hills style mansion to an open air beach club in Ibiza.

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Eleven months pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯