Fuck!

I found TWO new versions?!...

skinny malinky

An old Scottish song about being very thin:

Skinny Malinky lang legs, umbrella feet

Went to the pictures (cinema) and couldnae find a seat

When the picture (film) started

Skinny Malinky farted

When the picture ended

Skinny Malinky fented (fainted)

a similar version is:

Skinny malink malojan big banana feet

Went the pictures but couldn’t get a seat

When the picture started, skinny malinky farted

Skinny malink malojan big banana feet

What the fuck does ‘malojan’ mean?

Er, this is a bit weird...

gay school

(ed: sung to the to the Play School theme:)

There’s a bear in there

And an electric chair

There’s people with AIDS

And hand grenades

Open wide, commit suicide

It’s Gay School

oh yeah, I remember the gay school one, but not the others, we used to sing the gay school one in assembly.

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