anyone gotta work over Crhistmas week?

yeeep I’ve got to work a couple of days at the shit park

I luckily have from the 23rd till the 1st off and then back on the blooming 2nd.

i have to work one day!!! thursday 28th!!! the rest of the time i am free. i plan to spend this time going to church, visiting the hospitals and cheering up dying people, and thinking about what god has provided in this past year.

that’s not strictly true is it clocko

well i’m disappointed that you doubt me!

it could be said that instead of visiting churches i might be trying to burn some down.

and it could be said that rather than cheering up old people i’ll be encouraging them to get one with dying.

but then that would the sceptical view i would expect from you satan!

Sound advice

I will be here over christmas/new year, why waste the holiay sez i.

Clank

No work, so I intend to spend the holidays making it my job to get as stinking drunk as possible, and stuff my face with burgers.

should i quit my new job and live off of beans whilst trying to freelance and write a world-beating album? i’m serious—i’m not enjoying myself here.

There’re beans involved, how can that not be a definite yes? Plus, more time for tea drinking. If the world’s not up for an album about paedos, well, it’s not one I want to be a part of.

That book arrived through my front door today “How to be Idle”, I gave it a starting read before heading to the office. It seems great, and now I don’t want to work, and think I should’ve stayed in bed.

i started reading that book but had to stop as i was in danger of taking it way too seriously.

did you buy it then?

yeeeeeeee, ich bought it, is very nice.

I like.

why don’t you marry it if you love it so much?

I have married it you fuck!