When using a urinal in Australia, do you have to stand on the step or do you piss over it? Also, what if there is a grill behind the step? Do you stand on that too or piss on it?

In America, we have these things called single ceramic urinals. You don’t have to step on nuthin’.

Mate, those single ceramic dunnies are for shelias and pooftahs. What ya do is stand on the step and just piss away, mate.