i’m sitting here drinking coffee

i’m sitting here eating chocolate before i go to bed.

i’m sitting here drinking coffee

calling bullshit on having no grade for an exam i took on may 13

Sitting here, drinking coffee.

i just ate an entire package of necco wafers. i am not ashamed of this fact.

i think most things should be eaten in one go.

^a good reason to be a vegetarian imo

i’m sitting here drinking coffee and thinking about necco wafers.

i never knew about them till a few months ago when we were in the import candy store and f. saw them and praised them and bought them and then we ate them.

he is not a candy fiend like all the rest of us.

those are like the worst candy ever?

no, hot tamales and their ilk are the worst.

that was an o, not an unequivocal statement, i am not a candy strident.

hot tamales and necco wafers are tops in the field of trashy candy, you people.

^unequivocal statement btw

ps estela please give my fondest regards to f. he is a gentleman and a connoisseur.

alright i will <3

he can be a bit of a candy tsker though i am sorry to say.

i would be dismayed if he were perfectly perfect so i am glad to learn of this one shortcoming.

I’m not really that into candy and I don’t like necco wafers I hope this does not affect our relationships.

milk chocolate-covered pretzels are my new love

i like necco but haven’t had in probably 18–20 years. i remember being on some ill-advised college road trip up to cambridge,ma circa 1984 and stumbing across the factory in the wee hours of the morning.

I would torch that factory.

Burnt sugar smells better than necco wafers taste.

dang girl

Necco wafers are often used as stand-ins for communion wafers by children who are practicing for the Eucharist

tza = anti-christ

We practiced for first communion with unblessed communion wafers. I think practicing with necco wafers might have turned me off to the sacrament, though in retrospect, that would probably have been a good thing

Molasses disaster haunting smell reminds me of the maple syrup smell in nyc but apparently it was just because there was a plant in nj that made maple syrup flavoring.

if that factory ever ends up burning i am going to make a swift citizen’s arrest and then i will get a medal from the police for solving the necco case.

You’ll never find me

lol estela ‘necco case’

Hahaha

maybe i will find you immediately if on my recent visit to seattle i slipped out to the stoop and microchipped the daisy when no one was looking.

Like I would go back to my residence while on the lam!

you are going to look cute in your pyjamas with arrows on them.

Keep dreaming, lady!

okay i will—the prison commissary is only going to stock necco wafers.

they will probably be the currency on the inside

wont tza be happy to know all us out in the straight world

Since I don’t like them I will have no problem spending them to buy goods.

But still, you’ll never find me.

your only hope is that harbl can defend you out of this mess.

I hear she’s good.

lawyers who would rather talk about coffee c/d

You’ll have to find me first, though. Odds that I will be sitting somewhere drinking coffee are... good.

Lol xpost

i will find you.

i will help

Tsk to both of you for your lack of loyalty

who is being disloyal! you, for arsoning our candy factory, that’s who!

this is pot-kettle if i ever heard it, sister.

You are more loyal to a crappy candy than your sandbox sister! Sheesh!

There is a police outside my house right now but not for me for a vehicular offender. It makes my room like a disco club.

a) it’s not crappy it’s wonderful and delicious

b) why can’t our candy factories co-exist peacefully

c) i gave you a beautiful plant, for pitysake, and this is the thanks i get in return

d) disco club sounds nice!

A) I don’t agree

B) our candies can exist fine, just keep me away from that there factory

C) I have yet to see the plant (not accusing just sayin)

D) it was aight

tough love sandbox style is still love u know.

well naturally i became defensive when you threatened to destroy the factory that makes a candy i like so well. i admit i took it as a personal affront. after all, why shouldn’t i be able to enjoy necco wafers just because you don’t? i mean, i don’t go around threatening to burn down the corn nuts factory even though they are the most odious thing known to man!

...

although come to think of it, i am beginning to understand your viewpoint. i’ve got some soul-searching to do.

oh man, what about those fuckin red vines???

Sigh.

Don’t worry, I never go to mass anyway but I am sure that factory would not give me the same feeling of warmth and wholesomeness as the general mills factory in buffalo. Driving by you can smell warm cheerios. It makes me think of summers at grandma’s (before I realized she didn’t like me all that much).

I fear I have veered off topic.

I am sitting here drinking seltzer.

i like how the ladies of the sandbox dont get feisty about boys or politics or music or fashion, just candy

i like that too, a lot.

i can be feisty about politics but not on the internet and probably not about electoral things bleh

sitting here drinking coffee

necco wafers are ok

Sitting here drinking coffee. Waiting for ups, again. Today they are bringing me the internets. I am psyched!

how big will the box for that be i wonder!

i think they ship those in tubes

A series of tubes

sitting here drinking red zinger iced tea

i am trying to get rid of all the assorted boxes of tea i have and i hate red zinger hot but it’s pretty good cold! try it!

try it you will like it

day off today, got stuff to do, can’t be bothered doing shit, still in bed

did just eat about 2 cups of pecans and chocolate chips for breakfast, tho

my mom is downstairs making pancakes for me i feel like i’m 6 again but that’s cool cuz these are the best pancakes

My mom used to always make red zinger iced in summer <3 still not my favorite, though. I am still drinking coffee but I assembled a shelf. I think the coffee table will be harder tho. Internets are here but not activated til 5PM agghhh dats a yell this is like torture.

callin bullshit on missing cum laude by .1 points aghhhhhh dats a yell

ugh harbs that happened to me in undergrad it is the corniest

lol though because most of the time i would be SO annoyed at people who stressed about grades and felt like everyone was working harder than me after first year (though tbh i don’t think working hard always = good grades in law school) and now i’m like WHATDSSGLSKFJGDFG

oh well!

i’m glad you’re not cum lords

WHATDSSGLSKFJGDFG

summa cumlord

hi

hi jergins

lxy i sent u a mail

<3!:)

Yeah that is like super annoying. I missed it barely in undergrad and it was super annoying bc I would have been cum laude at UR but under Eastman rules I was not, even though it was part of UR? And then I worked my ass off in grad school (ok sort of) only to find out at graduation that my school didn’t do the cum laude thing for grad students and there was only a dean’s list that I was not on :( I just wanted something fancy to put on my resume, is all.

jesus, all you smarties. i was just glad they gave me a fucking degree that i didn’t deserve.

me too!

I feel like they took all my $ and after putting up with theater people for 2 years and all that thesis bullshit I should get some bragging rights!

putting up with theater people, i just try to forget how much of a saint i am. bragging would just remind me of them

I always thought singers we’re insane (and they are) but they don’t really hold a candle to theater people!

ruby i just wrote back. !!!

buttimore

WHATDSSGLSKFJGDF

‘xactly

wld like to call bullshit on this internets company for still not having their shit together. now i can’t even has update on whatever the problem is until tomorrow and also why did it take 15 min on hold for you to figure out that they have to call tomorrow? :(

internets companies make me angry

i would have posted these to the tree thread last week if i’d had internet and if i could

bored. stuck at work. intermittent internet.

sigh

lol i did accomplish the creation of a FAN PAGE on facebook for our press:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Oakland-CA/Chance-Press/96668088266?ref=nf