high profile vehicles like limos? lol

word play

i like your thread, harbl.

thanks estela. i’ve been wanting to share my favorite songs with the world. i actually have more in favorites but i’ll slow down. i would like more that have real movement and actual singing. and more RARE @@P youtubes. and more soul trains!!!! also some of my favorites have disappeared from favorites because of copyright :(

L@@K

it is raining and a half.

you just made estela’s day

― lxy, Thursday, April 2, 2009 6:42 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

i wonder which side of lxy said this, i think the other.

it’s raining.

it’s raining/snowing/winding

i wonder which side of lxy said this, i think the other.

― estela, Sunday, April 5, 2009 5:06 PM

oopsie

i would say hello to lxy and jergins and lingbert and tehresa and smoove operator and t. silaviver and harbl and max and i forget.

cant believe you remembered me last

how ungrateful.

hi estela.

i was going to thank you for remembering me first until i clicked on the video.

now i don’t know what to think.

i suppose i will be named ungrateful also.

you are all terrible.

in other words you <# us?

hello estela

i would post on BUSSUX how today i rode a bus where i have 2 choices where to get off and walk about the same distance because it turns a corner, and at the stop where i could get off first i decided not to, and this guy got on wearing a balaclava and the door closed and i was like “holy shit this guy’s going to rob and kill all of us he’s wearing a balaclava and it’s 70 degrees out i shoulda gotten off there” but it turned out he was just kind of a special guy who wanted to wear a balaclava and it was all ok. then a really smelly guy with bright orange hair got on. bussux.

i don’t know who t. silaviver is. is it velko? also estela you forgot amon

i am, i cried

harbl i did not forget amon, he is on the list but i was being subtle, that is how i am, like it or lump it.

lxy and jergins and lingbert and tehresa and smoove operator and t. silaviver and harbl and max

estela you are older than me and you still havent learned the first lesson of friends, which is that you never list your friends, because, you will leave someone off and probably order them wrong and someones feelings will get hurt

max, i predict you will eventually look back to having ever being on my list at all with a kind of wistful regret.

i would put this on the tree thread for lingbery:

it is a black cherry tree. that trunk is like woah!

also these:

that cherry tree is like

it’s raining.

it has been raining every day for 3 weeks or something :(

this morning at 5:30 i heard the raccoons playing in the attic. they were running up and down the stairs and going “wheep, wheeeeep.” :(

those ratbags.

another neat tree

can the tree thread move to greenhouse?

can i have my baltimore thread back too please

came back from run and there was mama raccoon in a trap going aaaaahghghghghghghghsssss at me. babies are panicking in a corner of the attic ://///////

i would be paralysed with indecision if i had an outfit like that in my house.

lol my landlord had her outside in the trap and was going to wait for the babies to get trapped so he could release them together (because if you call animal control they don’t let them go, they have to kill them) so he left. then he must have been paralyzed with indecision too because he came back and brought the whole trap back to the attic so they could be a family again until the kids get caught. he said when he drove up he could see them looking out the attic window at him!

it’s too much.

i bet they had little frowns on their faces.

if i could i would find the correct thread for registering false dismay about getting sweary texts from a certain someon<3.

massive amounts of bullshit to call but i can’t really do it on the internets!!!!!!!!

bullshit: cat power covering ‘sngelitos negros’

noooooooooo

make that *angelitos

what did u delete?

sngelitos!

snugglins

slankelitos

first person to admit they’ve eaten skankitos gets a gold star

and we’re back to calling bullshit

because questions for the experts is now just for the expert i feel okay about asking this here. serious question: would you, could you, date a creationist?

i was going to say i wouldn’t, couldn’t, but then i thought about some of the overlooking i have done so my best answer is, i hope not.

no but i am very picky/judgmental

also if they are a creationist they probably have lots of other crazy ideas like ideas about ladies that are bad

creationism isn’t so big around here but there is an embarrassment of riches of pagans with crazy bad ideas about ladies.

i’m imagining menstrual blood incantations or

the feast of the radiant sunmother

can you explain them? or post a picture of one?

do you mean like polyamorists and whatever

your visions are too exciting for queensland, i was talking about misogynists with high blood pressure chomping on a pie.

what does that have to do with paganism?!?! i would date someone who worshipped pie

most guys do worship pie btw

lxy used to work with a polyamorist with bad breath. i bet she’s got some stories

australian meat pies are a horror show, u would not worship them.

lxy tell us a story.

ok so pagans in australia are marked by their penchant for meat pies?

i should have said heathens rather than pagans, i fear i have lead you up the garden path.

that makes more sense

err, don’t really have any stories. she’s a nice person with bad breath (and other hygiene issues), a husband, a boyfriend, and two girlfriends. some of those people have children, also.

it sounds so awful to me. jesus christ it’s hard enough to have one boyfriend much less a whole houseful of “partners.”

ohgod the creationist needs to meet me, ‘very important’ she says. tonight might be the night i tell her to leave me the fuck alone.

UHH that girl is CRAZY

oh yeah, meet me at the lake. think she’ll understand when i start talking about the ice age that formed the lake tens of thousands of years ago?

oh fucky fuckfuck

good luck jergins

oh jesus. (not in a holy way.)

take her, dude

i wld probably bone a creationist but things wld get difficult if you tried getting srs. so. yeah.

also, good luck, jergins. perhaps tonight your creationist lady friend will meet jerkins.

haha

she was surprisingly adult about everything.

she’s getting a divorce, which is good. and then she asked if she should leave me alone. i nodded, and that was that. no tears, and she’s a crazy actress girl!

she told me an engine fell off a plane and we chatted a few more minutes and didn’t hug and that was that.

i always knew you were the kind of guy who probably gets stalked a lot by the ladies

more than you’d think, looking at me

i get very firm ideas about people on little-to-no actual basis in fact, and i’ve always thought of you as one of those guys who’s simultaneously v v affectionate & personable, yet super ‘mysterious’, which makes a ton of chicks totally desperate for your attentions

wow i sound crepey

lolz

naw that’s pretty much right

but it’s only a certain kind of girl, and a-course it’s the kind i don’t like back

(married-creationist-actress is pretty good shorthand for the type)

what kind do you like?

smoove i am nervous about your impression of me based on our conversations lol.

i wld probably bone a creationist but things wld get difficult if you tried getting srs. so. yeah.

― tehresa, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:15 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

aren’t they a lot of the time no-boning-b4-marriage types though

maybe i just made that up

oh they’re all fakers. sure there are plenty of closet creationists who still wanna have a lil fun.

for a looOOOOOoooong time in lolcollege a boy liked me that i did not like back but he wasn’t very aggressive about it so i did sort of a bad and stupid thing and let him follow me around because everyone sucked and he helped me with my homework. after i graduated i became a facebooker and he friended me and i found out he was a mega christian, like to the extreme. i feel lucky i escaped and i sympathize with jergins.

i think maybe you are right, creationists have a bit of a wild side

lol i mean minus the christian thing that could describe like 95% of dudes at yr school.

it was a lonely lonely time

i have a close xtian friend, who recently—at the ripe old age of 26—gave into temptation and boned her bf (they’ve only be together like 6 months). i felt guilty when she first told me, since i’ve been hounding her for the 2or3yrs i’ve known her to ‘try before you buy’

smoove i am nervous about your impression of me based on our conversations lol.

i have an inappropriate joke reply for this, but i will save it for private chatz ;)

haha xp

this guy is actually getting married and converted to russian orthodox for girl

i was wooed by a taxonomist, one night i puffed on a cadged cigarette and said, ‘i am never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER going to sleep with you,’ and he said he already knew that but i was still marvelous anyway.

did you ask him what category you fit into anyway, just for lols? ^_^

actually for a solid 30 seconds i thought you meant a taxidermist and i was puzzled why you would pass up this great opportunity