i drove through upper marlboro today

!! we were just talkng about how when we go to visit you we can tour around my old neighborhood !!

i was on my way to la plata to go to the weirdest jail where the inmates where stripes and my client had her hand chained to the wall the whole time. i was surprised at how rural upper marlboro was, and how many old motels it had.

inmates *wore* stripes

yah, super rural considering how close it is to DC. i don’t remember the old motels though. maybe they weren’t old when i lived there, lol.

that hand chaining sounds awful.

i might have been in waldorf, it was such a long drive it was all a blur. la plata was ugly.

when i saw the motels. somewhere between UM and waldorf.

no it was in “brandywine”

http://goo.gl/maps/oIjUu

hotel para pasar una semana tranquilo y seguro

I like davidsonville. It is very pretty btw.

oh yeah some people i work with live there

It’s raining. And thundering!

sooo thundery wasn’t it??! exciting!!

i am in an airport. Eating a Terrible sandwich :(

terrbl

it’s ice raining.

i keep seeing people who remind me of lxy

i keep seeing people who remind me of tza

tonight on my way home I saw a lady sitting on her stoop reading and I really felt like fixing her a lxy drink but more so I wished she was lxy.

i need to be doing some drinkreading on my porch in this weather. i might go to work both today AND saturday though :(

i meant sunday. i just decided not to go to work today, saturday.

You should decide not to go tomorrow, too!

i’m at work lol

i saw another lxy yesterday

i’m starting to worry this is some sort of orphan black scenario

i’m going to buy some rum to make some lxy drinks with my dinner

darlings, i bought a bottle of mount gay today, first time in ages. think i might have a couple drinks before long.

<3

hit 84°f here today, and when i stepped outside for lunch, something — the heat, or the angle of light, or a forgotten smell — for a split second very intensely gave me the same feeling i had when i knew i was about to win a particular competition back in high school times

anyway, that was a good feeling; too bad it departed just as instantly

i put some plants in my stupid little garden and i’m having a lxy drink

xoxo

lxy drink

it’s raining.

it is indeed raining

i had a dream, a very vivid one, that i moved to australia. jergins was already there. we were part of the same program that allowed us to live rent-free for a year if we agreed to be test subjects for a new anti-seizure drug? wtf.

pfft more likely you got seized in an anti-drug test and were sent to Australia imo

haha. forgot about that.

saw a guy panhandling with sign that had something dumb like TOO UGLY FOR PROSTITUTION and was thinking that’s not even funny, it’s like a thing that no one even believes is funny but it has the expectation of funny like a radio commercial why doesn’t he have a sign that says

more fun every day

<3

my newish boss put this on my task list while i was on vacation and for some reason it really irritates me:

Talk with lxy about create NC website just for returners

i am planning to refuse to make a NC website just for returners once she finally gets around to talking to me about it. unless she intended for me to talk to myself about it in which case i have already had the conversation and come to a decision.

i’m supposed to trust this person’s document review:

Both looks great to me. Thank you-

🙈

i drank a mojito

i drank some nyquil

not a lot; i just don’t want to be awake anymore

being awake sux

i continue to be unimpressed:

Everyone downloads there reports at the end of the month and email me the excel sheet output on the 1st of each month.

Also, I thought they had name tags or was just their name plates order?

jesus help me

For right now M______ and C_____ Lyndia.com for any training.

Lyndia.com

you have the patience of a saint

my boss forwarded this

Hello,

Please Please let all your units know that we have a lot of new money coming out. Be very carefully with it. So the new money sticks together and it makes it hard to take them apart. So you can rub them together or use a little bit of water on your finger to take them apart.

i bet she thinks it’s the smartest, best written thing ever.

Uhhh

hi i am on a new computer after spilling a lxy drink on mine :(

a good way to go

hadn’t thought of it that way. that does kind of help. this is why i can’t save money though!

sippy cup for the lxy drink

sandboxers retreat http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/42-Fisk-Way-Keene-NY-12942/2101974061_zpid/

would like to hibernate until mid-september, but maybe until after the election would be better

that looks like a good hibernation station... let’s do it!

ok we just need $795,000

pretty sure we can round up 8 or so active and erstwhile boxlers to go in on a sandbox timeshare.

it is so beautiful especially the one with a little snow we could have a fire and some boxwine

Lxy drinks all around!

omg you guys we will have winter pimm’s in the snow by the fire!!!

we will name the house more fun every day and go on long hikes

kinda really thinking about moving up there i mean there are no people but i don’t hang out with anyone anyway i’m more of a solitary creature

winter cup sounds nice

i’m in

just put up blackout curtains over one of my windows and it’s not really like winter at all but it’s the best i can do right now

i like that retreat and i hate summer as much as mookie does.

i hate it too. i feel like i’m sunburning and tired all the time. thing about winter though is i’m also tired all the time. can’t win.

i love to wear a sweater

girls like us, we are sweater wearers. a common characteristic of the sandbox ladies, i think.

my sisters came to my house for dinner and found me wearing birkenstocks and thick socks on a winter’s eve and went on a soupçon too much about it.

sweaters and glasses wearers. love 2 wear boots also

all of the above <3

is there a place i can live where it is always fall

so i can wear a sweater and boots and smell fall and eat squashes and chili

is there a place i can live where it is always fall

narnia under the brown witch iirc

I wear a sweater year round because air conditioning is so harsh. I love cardigans.

autumn sweater

pretty sure i saw tehresa in a bath fitter commercial

yeah definitely her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59SWcFzhjUo

i’m not happy with my bathroom either

Lisa frank that shit, iirc

we both have brown hair?

it’s my dream to move to a place where the temperature is never below 45 or above 65

yes yes yes yesssssss

very low temps make my back tense and skin dry

a taxi driver once told me that in western ethopia the temperature every day of the year is 70 during the day and 40 at night. i thought he was describing heaven.

I have found that below about 15 it is not so bad. It’s that 20–35 range that really sucks because you can still feel the humidity.

They look to me. Please wait for lxy’s feedback.

24 hours later I finally understand what that meant

it sounds rather self-aggrandizing out of context

lol

“I think a batch of emails didn’t actually go out....”

do you mean because you didn’t send them? jesus help us, some of the people in this OFFICE SUX.

there is an epidemic of painful communication going around

“...will be hopefully minimally impactful.”

oh no she didn’t

today i allowed impact-as-a-verb to pass; i just didn’t care enough, and now i am ashamed

happily someone else stepped into the breach

i am always being chided at work for my language peeves. i hate it. they think it’s about me being annoyed by bad grammar and it’s not. i don’t care about your grammar.

oh no she didn’t

― toadstool might (tehresa)

it was someone else (also stupid)!!!!

“Looks good to me. Do change requests from me.”

there is a big difference between “Do” and “No.”