sorry i can’t seem to post it, click here to check it out. it’s just... awesome. schumacher you’ve done it again.
i think the still deserves its own thread.
wtf????
I kill you with SAXOPHONE
wow I kind of think that’s hot???
It’s the Robert de Niro-in-Cape Fear hair, Ally, admit it.
Well, if it’s the one thing in the world that I think is totally sexy, it’s Robert de Niro in Cape Fear, you are correct.
Eurgh.
He’s got junkie muscles.
Never gonna dance again, guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm. Though it’s easy to pretend—I know you’re not a fool.
the tattoos are shitty, but i like everything else.


hmmm i’m not mad at the way he looks either..errr. but yeah, he totally has junkie muscles/face. i don’t think you can achieve that w/o being a junkie. as a resident of san francisco, i can testify that its a very specific look.
he totally has junkie muscles/face. i don’t think you can achieve that w/o being a junkie
I smell a topic for a Leonard Lopate Show “Please Explain” segment.
No Ally’s right, my first reaction was “WOAH HOT” and then my second reaction was “WAIT THATS JIM CARREY WTF” and then my brain didn’t know what to do.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

OK that = not hot.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i’m actually curious how he/his trainer achieved that. maybe thru fast muscle twitching exercises?? and over the counter uppers? and weightloss, obviously. or speed.
Maybe it’s enhanced with some careful makeup, I dunno. But there’s loads of examples of sudden bulkup/massive weightloss in actors; look at whatsisname who did The Machinist.

Fuck, you beat me to it.
Ha—I was gonna do a before / after.
It’s never too late for NEWSIES, tho:

Can we get a picture of Dark Virginia Madsen in this bitch, perchance?
yeah, it’s the looseness of skin over the wirey muscles that makes that look, i think. and drugs and a diet of bread and candy. i bet rapid weightloss + good make-up artists would do the trick too though. also, jc is getting old!
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NO DUDES IT IS THE SAXOPHONE THAT MAKES THAT LOOK.
yeah its the tight bunched up muscles and loose skin —exactly—i guess makeup could help but def not just pure rapid weightloss.
signed -junkie muscle expert
NO IT’S THE KETCHUP ON HIS WIFEBEATER
That pic makes me want to learn saxaphone.
xp—omg, that is it... hollywood genius!
the saxophone is what makes the whole picture
(esp when scrolling down)
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That pic makes me want to learn saxaphone
Me too!
i already know how to play saxophone
give Trayce and I lessons. NOW.
Phwoorrr.
Is anyone else hot in herre?
Learn to work the saxophone
I play just what I feel
drink scotch whiskey all night long
...and die behind the wheel
that’s been going through my head since the thread started
cum ewwout ewwout wheryever yewarrrrr
sax-a-ma-phooone
I like how he has one arm bigger than the other like a cartoon picture of a man who wanks a lot.
He just looks like the Grinch.
OK, all y’all ladies can get all sexxed w/ the thought of Iggy Pop and his hot sax w/ club sauce, but you know he’s going to bust out the Fire Marshall Bill voice, or do the ass-talking trick, the minute you get in his intimates.
What is this, a remake of Lost Highway?
David the thing is that is exactly what I want in a man.
th movie is awesome.netflix sent it over on their beta film delivery service.jim admits in the extras section that he took injections thrice daily of a compound used to bulk up Punxatawny Phil for his annual appearances.Except Phil takes it in the cheeks and Jim takes in the arm.
PUT DOWN THE SMOKE
I like the idea of “awesome.netflix” as a website.