things i hate, a list:

1. dan perry

2. my eyes

I knew what it was going to be, but still I clicked.

3. Manboobs

jack black to thread

things i see in my father’s manboobs, a list:

1. 25 years of sedentary living

2. my future ;_;

some of those are downright perky

Things I hate more than manboobs:

1. that Jack Black gif

2. Onimo for putting it on this thread. At least Dan linkified his horror.

It’s kind of mesmerising.

This deserves a new “Hey, Dan Perry, Check This Out” thread. I’m not taking any options off the table.

I WARNED ALL OF YOU, NO ONE MADE YOU GO LOOK

The best part about ilx.wh3rd going down was that I’ve been able to avoid that last picture someone posted on the Yiffmeimfurry thread.

I haven’t clicked on Dan’s thread, but I supoose that it’s gotta be in the same vein.

It’s kind of mesmerising.

I KNOW! That’s what’s so wrong about it.

some of those are downright perky

AGH STOP RUINING BOOBS

you deserve it for opening Pandora’s Boob Box

some of them have bigger boobs than me. i don’t know whether to laugh or throw up.

I’m pretty sure that Satan looks a lot like Don, Man Boobs Champion of the Month.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Zembic

I think the most disturbing thing about the site is the DOOD WITH MANBOOBS IN THE SHOWER WHO IS COVERED IN BLOOD, WTF

(xpost: oh, that fucking guy)

That guy’s like the second best dude who did something for a bet ever (after the Welsh bloke who chopped his knackers off with rusty pliers then took them to the pub in a beer glass).

There, that’s worse than manboobs and jackblack.gif, isn’t it

yeah luna i know what you mean....

you know dan you’re really asking for rkellymanq.jpg imagebombing here

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

NOT SAFE FOR LOOKING AT

Not overly, no.

HE HAS PENIS NIPPLES OMG

that is very strange.

new rule for self: i will not have sex with anyone whose boobs are bigger than mine.

I’d get fake tits for a year for $100k.

I really want to click on the link but I am at work :`(

“Another side shot of Damien who says ”I Love my man boobs..I think all men like boobs even when they’re on a man.. my straight friends love to grab and play..“. ”

what??

i want to die

You guys are crazy! This site is awesome!

o nza, how could you?

I’m just not going to click on that link. Nope. Not going to do it.

oh you’ve already done it i bet

i tried not to but that didn’t last either

postin dis again

Still haven’t clicked.

i want to pukkkekee

god, nothing on that site is worse than jack black up there. what the fuck is his problem

some of these dudes have pretty nice knockers!!

“WHERE THE TITTIES AT” PICTURE CAPTION RULE SINGLEHANDEDLY DESTROYED BY ITS CREATOR.

I don’t see what’s so repulsive about the Jack Black gif. For one thing, it lacks naked JB tits.

i want to c on ts

I don’t see what’s so repulsive about the Jack Black gif.

seconded. I never did. Everyone made a runny poo the first time it was posted OMG JACK BLACK IS SO GROSS HE MAKES WITH THE SEXY MOTIONS FOR OBVIOUS COMEDIC EFFECT oh shut up.

it’s hard to identify who first says these stupid things, like THAT IS THE GROSSEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN, but clearly they carry mafia-like weight because everyone just falls in line despite the fact that that’s obviously a very funny gif.

I really wish I could hear whatever interview puts that Ferrell gif into context.

I find the Jack Black sexy sexy much less disturbing than Veronica Mars’ hip thrusts.

I really wish I could hear whatever interview puts that Ferrell gif into context.

SRSLY

i think what bothers me about it is that the way he does it, its all about HIM and he looks like a spoiled child.

THAT’S THE JOKE. Is it supposed to look like he’s concerned about the imaginary woman’s pleasure?

Nevermind. Forget I said it. You either think it’s funny or you don’t.

it is the point. but it kinda goes too far with the i’m isolated in my gluttony isn’t that grand and hilarious thing. its sad. IT BOTHERS ME, OK!

ok.

i’m isolated in my gluttony isn’t that grand and hilarious thing

but if you’ve seen the movie, the character is obnoxious, officious, and repulsive. And very funny.

allyzay flipped out over it first, iirc.

shh.

anyway, the manboobs site has balls. jack black, not so much.

i stopped looking before i got to the balls.

finally a site FOR ME

J/K

my man-boobs aren’t that big

I really wish I could hear whatever interview puts that Ferrell gif into context.

Should I go ask him? He’s filming in my town!!!!

That site is just... sick.

HI DERE I AM RUINING YR FRIDAYS

kenan, you’re a fucking idiot, it’s disgusting and not funny! Imagine going to your local and seeing that.

Ally, did you take into account who you’re talking to when you posed that hypothetical???

No, I should’ve considered that.

^^ that guy OTM

Why is he OTM on such an awful thread, though? ;_;

IT’S YOUR THREAD!!!

Is it just me or does that guy look like he’s using those ‘boobies’ as a punching bag?

Depending on where the lady’s body is, he might be using the back of her head as a punching bag.

I’m sorry, I refuse to believe that ham shirt’s had sex.

is he wearing a “people don’t kill people/mario van peebles” shirt btw?!

he IS.

wait can someone post a gif of these fabled ‘veronica mars hip thrusts’?

COSIGNE

What about that one with the ass-slapping?

Imagine going to your local and seeing that.

kenan got shut off at my local when i met him and jon for drinks. this despite the fact that me and jon were way more drunk. i still haven’t figured out how/why that happened.

don’t think this is the one that got posted before, but close enough

Was he saying the kind of things he posts on ILX?

xpost

i’m not sure, i went to the bar where the other regulars were buying me shots of jameson and by the time i reeled back to the table and tried to get another round our server said that he was shut off. so me and jon shrugged and got two more beers.

that gif is hypnotizing

That was the night of high-larious text messages, actually.

:-O

i don’t remember any txt msgs and i SHUDDER TO THINK ABOUT THEM.

i’ve got one txt that is pretty damn funny that i have locked so as not to be accidentally erased.

#1. “I’m drinking with Kenan and the bartender just cut him off”

#2. “Jon and Kenan are homos.”

AWESOME!!!!

yeah I got the “Kenan is cut off” txt too! But I forget the rest :(

i remember the homos one, they were discussing style sheets and i was being bored into submission. that was when i went to the bar for shots.

CUT IT OUT GUYS

SRSLY!!!

I LIKE WEARING GREEN

Veronia Marz gif is killing me, I like how she is non-chalantly saying something while tripping hr nutsak in a frenzy of pelvisplay.

STYLE SHEETS. Were there entries for plaid emo shirts and v-neck sweaters?

i’m trying to remember if i went to work the next day? i’m guessing not.

today i saw a man press his palms to his chest as he ran/jaywalked accross a street in what i can only assume was an attempt to keep his man-boobs from visibly jiggling. he wasn’t that portly of a man, either.

o.O

ATTN INVESTORES:

“like two disaffected Snoopys. But where’s Charlie Brown ? ”

otoh—Your search—“brony manboobs”—did not match any documents.

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa