1. stack cordwood
2. canon fodder
3. control group for scientific research
4. hold off Persian army
5. camp followers
4. hold off Persian army
4a. Be Persian army.
IRAN ZINGS
6. row a small fleet of triremes
7. cast David Lynch remake of The Ten Commandments
7. Show up the Polyphonic Spree
killfiles be fucking up list threads
9. build a shoddy aqueduct
10. Chase Michael Palin off a cliff at the end of a Monty Python sketch.
11. Wash a HUEG car.
12. NFL Cheerleader Playoffs
13. naked bicycle armada
14. wdyll thread
15. Wilt Chamberlain foreplay
15. Congress
17. 500 toothpick cleanup committee
18. sexy flashmob
19. argue with gzeus
20. Start a sexy nationwide crime syndicate
seat fillers at 1000 Sluts awards show
22. drive up penicillin stock; sell long
23. Staff an old folks home for demented geezers.
24. flood Chinese market w/ cheap imports, see how THEY like it
25. populate fantasies of lonely geeks
26. Act as a post-life reward in an obscure religion
27. to hold this screwdriver for a second
28. orchestrate complex wikipedia hoax
29. Screw in 1000 Lightbulbs. AT THE SAME TIME.
30. “popcorn” singalong, one note per slut
31. jigglepalooza
am I the only one picturing nude, blonde sluts in all these scenarios? I don’t think the original post had such specificty.
mine are nude and multicolored
32. PARIS HILTON: ARMY OF ME
Complex wikipedia hoaxes can be orchestrated with sluts of any hair color, in varying states of dress.
I’ve dressed them like ’60s art girls in the eye of my mind — they all have flips.
Also, male and female sluts are welcome to apply. EOE
33. Batdance
34. some lame Playboy cartoon
35. some lame ILE thread
36. change one lightbulb
37. Use them as new anti-bully crack mod squad.
38. simply walk into Mordor
39. perpetual motion machine
40. sample for high-concept minimal dance record
41. audience for high-concept minimal dance record
42. keep Uncle Jerry away from the potato salad
43. Frog chorus
lol @ 38
44. Landfill
a crack commando unit sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit, these sluts promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the los angeles underground. today, still wanted by the government, they survive as sluts of fortune.
45. Video for hi-nrg x-rated comedy Proclaimers cover.
46. civil war re-enactment
47. sodoku think tank
48. make sequel to Snakes on a Plane
49. Deflower 500 ILE posters
50. Reap the whirlwind
51. Joy Division
52. Decorate HUEG Christmas tree.
53. 15 hour episode of Deal or No Deal
54. Entourage extras
55. post 500 parody threads
56. http://www.cmt.com/shows/dyn/dallas_cowboys_cheerleaders_making_the_team/series.jhtml
(and this thread is better than the original.)
57. U.N. power fluffing squad
58. stage “Slut Pride” parades in 5 cities, each more slutty than the last
59. joe francis catnip
60. sage francis moshpit
61. new Glenn Branca guitar army(only w/ slightly stricter morals)
62. hands handjobs across america
63. find my keys
64. Oscar seat-fillers
65. advertising sales reps for scientific journals.
66. tenured faculty
67. 120 Days of Sodom: Day 83
68. Massive wine-glass orchestra
69. busby berkeley revival
70. Jack Nicholson’s funeral procession
71. a Warren Beatty oscar tribute
72. Kill that dude on the beach in the Axe commercial
73. Human slip-n-slide
74. FAP
75. undocumented workers to build a great wall between the u.s. and mexico
76. settle this thing with Luxembourg once and for all
77. Spencer Tunick photoshoot
78 HenFAP
79. crew a Continental Shelf oil rig
80. 500 blowjobs
81. Twilight-Zone-style punishment for Howard K Stern.
82. nunnery
83. play pattycake with Vishnu
84. they could supply their names for Bruce Springsteen songs for the next 50 years
85. satisfy your curiosity
86. Northampton Town away support
87. Assist with the waterboarding of 500 detainees
88. slut jenga
89. 500 Nintendo reviews on Youtube
90. 150,000 man super-bukakke
91. make 5,000 posts on gamefaqs and the imdb boards
I thought this was about sluts, not virgins?
92. record-breaking lez up
49. Deflower 500 ILE posters
there aren’t enough sluts in the world to deflower all of ILX’s virgins
93. Louis Jagger: Losing it in Style
I thought this was about sluts, not virgins?
a slut-filled imdb would be a marked improvement
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Present: π!!!
94. spend 38,500 hours in therapy working out daddy issues
95. free Mumia!
96. issue collector’s edition sluts
97. gates in the world’s sexiest slalom.
98. give definition to Myspace
99. have sex with sluts