1. Paint your house

2. Drive you to the grocery store

3. Here, hold this ladder

4. Ink your comics

5. Polish your goggles for your goggle-requiring profession

6. wristwatch model

What the fuck?

Yeah, I was just thinking that too.

this is about me, isn’t it

7. film reviewer xpost

a very un-kingfish thread it seems

8. baby maker

9. casual sex

10. hate fux

11. post to your list thread

ZING

12. maintain your precious display case full of vases & pottery from the Zing Dynasty

WE ARE ALL WHORES

13. Mentors for young slatterns-in-training

14. Bakers of saltine crackers

15. Apply sunscreen to your back.