Quite literally:

Because that is the actual view from my bed.

I had a dream about jess last night, that we met and he was really really nice and we got along very well.

sorry no pic.

ihttp://www.artchive.com/artchive/f/fussli/fuseli_nightmare.jpg

last night:

Only lots of them. And one of them turned into an evil cockroach cat and chased me around.

is that ronnie corbett?

I would’ve never understood that had I not seen that episode of “Extras” two days ago.