That’s the kind of joke I could win a staring contest with.

It’s laughing at itself already, and not making me laugh.

I suggest we use this thread to opt out all the possible parody titles:

Dear ILE—a sea

Dear ILE—a pea

Dear ILE—a bee

Dear ILE—a Kree

Dear ILE—a tee

Dear ILE—a knee

Dear ILE—a fee

Dear ILE—a tree

Dear ILE—a tea

Dear ILE—atchee!

Dear ILE—alooalooaleee!!!

Dear ILE—VD

That was yesterday

a flea.

I Flee.

bon nois.

Who’s got a rhyming dictionary?

have you ever read The New Yorker?

Once.

It’s terrible.

Dear ILE—a squeeeeee