you can stream it here.

i never thought i’d love a diddy song like i love this song.

this song just made my afternoon.

sorry... should have been in the nuILM, not the nuILE.... we can talk about it here anyway, right?

it made my afternoon yesterday, i’m wishing it could do it again today.

totally.

any song with a bari sax like that is my friend.

i was actually bummed out, feeling sorry for my broke-ass self, and now i feel like DANCING in the booty stylee.

PSSS—it’s my new “profile” song. yay myspace!

is it a bari sax or a basoon? i really want it to be a basoon. the dirtiest, funkiest basoon ive ever heard.

i’m pretty sure it’s a bari sax. a double reed can’t swing like that.

maybe it’s this guy:

diddy is best when he’s fucking wasted and just shouting about stuff.

i once played in some jazz seminar with lenny pickett, from the SNL band. i asked him who was the most talent-less musical guess on the show that he had witnessed, and it took him absolutely no time to answer “Puff Daddy” (as he was known back then).

you tired yet?

of the diddy? never. well, maybe a little.

you ready to go?

hell no.

fuck no.

Hah!

“That’s why I got silky smooth cocoa butter skin”

Who knew he’s be so angry with his fellow product whores?