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i dont know but that guy on the right is really enjoying himself.

“You’re all so very old.”

i would learn how to have sex with all this white grandmas.

“And for most of the gentlemen in the room, this is what a full erection looks like.”

“The penises next door have burst a pipe, and have turned the water off.”

I want to know who left this on my desk and we’re not giving out the happy pills until I find out.

Note also that’s she’s positioned guards on the exits.