http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070213/ap_on_re_mi_ea/zawahri_tape

for some reason this brings the ROFLZ in me—must be the grumpy old men exchanging insults angle

I’m waiting for Bush to hold a press conference Clubber Lang-stylee now.

BRING BACK THE IRON SHEIK

don’t listen to the evildoers!

If you read the article, he actually just calls him a former alkie. Which is true, obv.

BRING BACK THE IRON SHEIK

at a gas station in Florida I bought, for one dollar, a recent-vintage DVD featuring the Iron Shiek wrestling at a Hebrew summer camp

his opponent was called “the Mighty Maccabee” and was, I assume, one of the counselors at the camp with a mask on

whoa

but the Maccabbees fought the Romans