100. The fact that Suicide Girls apparently changed the standard for porn names from the Abigail Teetz/Shannon Suxxx type of monicker, to “Deletia”, “Anaeshetik”, “Devyne”, “La Bret” bullshit.
99. Rainbow socks. The fuck is meant to be sexy about that?
98. Yeah, the internet didn’t have enough bad music reviews, now we have bad music reviews by people who’s main source of income is flashing their crotch at a fucking Sony Easyshot three times a week.
97. Celebrity alt porn fans include rappers Atmosphere and Slug, rockers Marilyn Manson and Henry Rollins, and Chuck fucking Pahalalalanik.
96. If I see another celtic cross tattoo, or wreath motif on an upper arm, or self-consciously cutesy placement of gothic comic characters, I may cry.
95. ban australians from the internet
94. Joanna Angel is basically a slightly shorter version of Polly Jean Harvey. Where’s the joy?
I thought Joanna Angel was the slightly shorter version of Sarah Silverman.
93. She kinda looks like she has spina bifida in this pic:
92. You do realise some poor intern at Spin has to ghostwrite that fucking column for her each month, right?
91. Belladonna now apparently industry standard.
ok, you had me, and then you lost me. you think this much about porn?
90. clit rings and etc.
89. Sean Stuhl or whatever his name is only man in pornography to come within 500 yards of a Joe Francis level of creepiness.
I don’t mind rainbow socks. I think. Depends hugely on the wearer of course.
This..........er...............,
I like Rainbow Socks, there’s a lot of things I don’t like about alt.porn but they’re not one of them (or even two of them).
raunchy!