2. Tank commander

3. world war I flying ace

4. cameradude for Jacques Cousteau

5. goggle-tester

6. Wood shop teacher

7. olympic swimmer

8. professional skier/snowboarder

9. professional ski/snowboard instructor

10. Luger... errrrr... lugeist.... errrr tobacconist, sorry, tobogganist

11. Bike msgr in winter

12. Rapper

13. drunk picker-upper of unattractive women

or men

14a.

14b.

15. american-flag-bedecked motorcycle-based daredevil/stuntman

16. Kurt Rambis

scientist

18. scientician

My dear g00blar, those aren’t goggles, those are but Hanson Brothers-style glasses.

THESE are goggles:

16.

pwnd

20. Dog scientician

17. Blind cast member of Even Dwarfs Started Small

18. DOG

xpost dammit dude

err, 21

fuck maybe we should just start over again

22. Professional asshole:

23. Professional asshole magazine advert model:

24. Late-60s English psychedelic musician

25. Classic Car Driver

26.

Illustration of Number 25

27. K9 border patrol

27. late 90s teen movie goofball

28. Slumming Steppenwolfer

29. Hawkwind-era Bob Calvert

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30. champion paintballer

31. jam band frontman

32. deepsea muff diver

33. gyro captain

(#26 is of course “son of gyro captain”)

(yes, i forgotened to caption it)

(i need some goggles)

34. excitebike guy

35. weird night-vision monster person

36.

38. skydiving cameraman instructor

39. Buffalo Bill

40. Bull semen collector for artificial insemination.

41. mad scientist compliant with OSHA regulations

42. underwater accountant

43. Member of awesome electro-inuit rock band.

44. Onion Chopper

45.

Test Pilot Kitty

46. Guardian Music Critic.

47. cast or crew working on the sulfuric acid scene of the radioactive man movie

48. pre-school student

49. horn-dog

dudes, you don’t need goggles to chop onions wtf

50. this guy

2. Tank commander

indeed!

or maybe not ...

51. 1990s nba superstar

52. the profession of Bono

I see your point and would like to purchase a stake in your goggle manufacturing company.

53. Actor in futuristic movie (within a movie)

54. Cyclops (Or any other superhero with lethal eye power)

Honorable mention: Doomed Time Traveler

55. Hipster couple on road trip

which leads us to

56. Oompa Loompa

(photo not found)

57. Dentistry Professional

58. Or Dental Patient

tank girl

1573057. david caruso.

david caruso, miami style?

Seriously, dude?

exactly?

No. Not miami style. Just in general. A lot of c on the f for that dude.

Hmm. This is true.

YAAAAAAAAAOW!

Incoherent Scottish heroin addict

Earlier I left out:

Willy Wonka (or impersonator thereof)