I guess it still would’ve been a step up from fucking your brother

Gaius Lionel Jefferson Octavian still bugs me, even though he’s copped the curly-haired dude’s vocal inflections really well.

That guy has the creepiest stare. You’re right about the voice, that was the first thing I noticed about him last week.

I love how slinky and irritating he is, but he looks a little too much like a younger Mark Antony, and every time I see him I just wonder why they replaced the other guy, who was perfectly fine and possibly a bit better since he seemed more officious and pompous than just sly.

Is this about the soft-porn Sky 3 history show that aims to prove ancient Rome was exactly like modern-day London?

“Mind if I pick some peaches?”

You make that sound like a Jimmy Durante line.