EUGENE, Oregon (AP) — A snorkeler who was shot in the face after he was apparently mistaken for a swimming rodent was in good condition after surgery, a hospital said Saturday.

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William Roderick, 60, of Reedsport, has been charged with assault, being a felon in possession of a firearm, and possession of methamphetamine and marijuana. He was being held in the county jail.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/10/snorkeler.shot.ap/index.html

wait so who’s a pedophile?

God, Mickey, why are you leaving such a huge opening there?

Cue goatse...