


more, more!
Haha. Jesse is lounging on a pile of brocade pillows and eating grapes while demanding greater and greater levels of excitement.

Ratchet effect in da house.


Haha. “Warhol? More like WarNOT!”
(on the casino gig we were making stupid jokes like this all night)

OK, that muscle guy was kind of gross. Either the image makes his skin read too dark or his hobby is melanoma.
maybe tan in a can.
lol at the way rummy_animated.gif includes this image:

Mommy, why is the man humping on Secwetawy Wumsfeld?
Chicago? More like ChicaDON’T.
(I can’t look at the images, I’m in a training class)
FAFSA=submitted.
I’m gonna make you think all sorts of stinky thoughts.
¿Chica! Don’t!
fuck.
Btw “Pockets” is on the gig tomorrow.
Come on over and shoot the shit. YEEEEAAAAAH.
Ugh. Bored. Fortunately Jenny will be joining me in about 2 minutes and we can proceed to get stinky.
has anyone else played with this?
If that’s as nice as it looks, I’ll be using it a lot. I hate having to use YouTube to show people my stuff.
yeah, a friend on the other side of earth wants me to use it so we can send each other music and movies and stuff more easily. i guess it’s worth a try.
I shall use it with the new ridiculous speed internet connection I’m getting tomorrow. Somehow, the package with 20Mbs internet, DVR, HBO, and a phone line was like $12 more than simple cable and slowest internet.
Whoa, the thread’s all the way down the page. I just got home after a cab ride that I had to cut short due to lack of funds. Only had to walk 5 blocks or so, no big deal. I left Jesse at the corner of Clark/Fullerton, I think he was gonna go do some shots.
no big deal BIGGIE
We did not have shots at the corner of Clark and Fullerton. We had a couple beers and went home like good little boys and girls.
Actually, I can only speak for myself. I look forward to other people’s hangover complaints tomorrow, so I can laugh at them.
I fear their stories about not going to work, because I will envy them poisonously.
I am probably going to be hung over. I am going to work though.
I’m at work. I don’t feel very well.
The 500 sluts thread is really funny. Someone is listening to “Weeeee’re in this love together...” on the radio. Why is there a shirtless hairy man standing behind Donald Rumsfeld in that picture? I just ate a bagel and I have some really disgusting coffee, too, because I didn’t want to make two stops for my breakfast needs. It’s possible that my co-extern won’t come to work today and that would mean that I had a whole week without having to work with any annoying co-externs. Thank you weather!
Oh you guys.
It is colder than ever today.
i woke up in a coughing jag yesterday at 5 a.m., called into work at 7:30 and planned on trying to get in to see my doctor but i climbed back into bed and fell asleep then didn’t wake up again until 5:18 p.m.
it was a pretty good day.
We wondered what had happened to you. Are you feeling better now?
It is cold as hell out there. I was in a bit of a fog getting dressed this morning and really made some poor clothing choices and suffered mightily as a result once I left the house.
Ooo now the radio is playing “What you won’t do! You’ll do for loooove... you’ll try anything... but you won’t give up.” I like the radio today. It’s smooooooooth.
My man Bobby Caldwell! The smoothest.
i am feeling better but not feeling well. no coughing jags but still trouble breathing and chest tightness. also, judging from the invoices in my gmail inbox, it would appear i bought over $100 worth of records on wednesday night. valentine’s day presents to myself i guess.
i guess that user name is too long.
Earth Wind and Fire now.
Is this the thread where I list every smooth song that plays on the radio at the ee ee oh sea?
I’m listening to Deer Hunter, drinking coffee, and munching on cinnamon raisin bread.
Any crazy episodes from last night I should hear about?
We ended up not having practice. Instead, we went to CVS (fun!), bought paper for the (wedding) invitations, visited with the Ice Fact0ry guys, and then ate at Handlebar.
I just realized that wasn’t a piece of paper towel on my c.r.bread, but mold, so I had to throw the rest away. Now I will feel gross and weep softly.
Is this the thread where I list every smooth song that plays on the radio
Keep it coming, I’m chilling vicariously.
3van’s wedding is next weekend and I don’t think they ever sent the invitations out. Then again I haven’t bought a gift yet, so we’re even.
I am also listening to Deerhunter! Weird.
There’s some instrumental weather channel jazz playing now that I cannot identify.
Episodes... well, I accidentally sicced a racist, anti-semetic, stinky union electrian on our table. Then we went to Galway Arms (to get away from the RA-SSUE) and my crazy professor came out and had drinks, too, and that was weird.
electrian
from the planet Electro

That would have been much cooler than what actually happened.
I listened to the new Modest Mouse album this morning. It sounds like Modest Mouse.
I have my itunes on shuffle now. I’m listening to public enemy now. Bass! How low can you go??
Meanwhile, I’m reading Magnetic Fields lyrics online.
SMOOOOOOOTH OPERATAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That’s on right now.
Hi, Jenny.
Ok, now I’m settled on Dukes of Stratosphear.
Who else is coming to the Green Mill tonight?
Hi Sarah!
I think I will not make it to the GM tonight. :( I have to be at school at 7:30 tomorrow for another stupid bar exam review thing. I am scared to pile more drinks and less sleep on top of my existing hangover.
I am now listening to my coworker listening to something metal-y really loud on his headphones. It’s annoying.
I hate noise leak! I think iPod headphones do that on purpose so you advertise the music you are listening to.
Looking at the GM schedule I wish I could come back next weekend. Ted Sirota’s Rebel Souls on Friday (w/Jeff Parker, Jeb Bishop), Matt Wilson’s (emo-looking jazz drummer dude) on Saturday.
That shirt!

Ewww.
I’ll bet that shirt feels soft. That guy looks like a Proclaimer.
I think my grandma has that shirt, no joke.
I bet that shirt is soft and comfy but makes you sweaty. I more than bet that. I used to have a shirt like that in maroon.
That guy looks like a Proclaimer
That guy looks like a Proclaimer
A real-live Scottish flamer
And his twin his even lamer
That guy looks like a Proclaimer!
Is the Onion AV club site down?
xpost those lyrics are gud
BA DA DA DA DAAAA!
“What you won’t do! You’ll do for loooove... you’ll try anything... but you won’t give up.”
Go West version or the whatever-original-version-that-Jordan-knows?
Original, dawg.
Go West is better.
Your mom is better.
BLOOPER
blooper? i hardly know ‘er!
I’m going to killfile who posts on the Chicago thread except deej so I can get more work done.
Any crazy episodes from last night I should hear about?
What was the RA-SSUE’s best quote of the night? He said some funny stuff that was not related to calling Oprah the n-word.
He talked about the greatness of AA while slurring his way through his umpteenth Bud of the night.
See, again, that was just sad. He said things that were funny! Jesse remembers.
Exhibit A of why I don’t hang out on ILM much. I mean, come on, kids. She’s 20 years old. She does not suck. She is not the greatest thing in the world, either, but JESUS you assholes are hatey.
Also why I can’t read British music magazines.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooit’s sunny outside and I want to leave work and I’m hungry and sleepy ooooooooooooooooo and I need to make a FF flier for our show next week but don’t have any good ideas and I need to go to the gym but I don’t want to and I’m glad it’s friday oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and I’m pumped for Green Mill but I was EVERYONE was coming to the show ow ow ow ow!
Kenan, I think the key part of that thread is this:
haha
— rip torn vagina (jharvel...), February 16th, 2007. (sandboxhulkington) (later) (link)
england is weird!
— rip torn vagina (jharvel...), February 16th, 2007. (sandboxhulkington) (later) (link)
Is it too early for lunch? Because I’m hungry like the wolf.
2x
You two should get together.

OK, so you know this new project I started at work? The one where I was excited because I’m sort of a project manager now instead of a lowly copy editor? I just found out that the two people who are in charge of it have just been laid off. I’ve worked on the damn thing for a week, and I already have seniority. Supposedly it’s still going forward, but nobody’s sure exactly how.
Under your guidance, it would seem.
HUNGRY LIKE JACK


If Jack was snarling over a burrito instead of a deer corpse, that would be prettty right on for me.
Maddie came over last night and we got some greaseball chain (Pizza Hut) pizza. I always feel like I need to go through detox after eating that stuff.
Good thing I’ll be on a diet of straight Fiesta Mexicana, encased meats, and fried shrimp this weekend.
I drank too much last night
I talked to Jenny’s professor, which was NOT EASY with as much beer as I had in me, especially when she asked me things like “So why do you think New Orleans is worth saving?”
!!
!!!
you should have said, “whatever, go get yourself a shirt, lady!”
Jenny, go to the GM. Leslie says that you can watch that bar review thing on video. Or maybe I’m mixed up.
I like Leslie. More Leslie.
She wasn’t exactly arguing against the rebuilding, but she wanted to hear a good argument for it.
I’da whooped her ass with a good argument.
My fucking noggin hurts and I am going to brunch with Courtney and her sister and I don’t think my head will not explode and my throat is sore and I’m kind of horny and I have heartburn and last night I accidentally went to Clark’s on Clark.
I’d like to know how you all would have answered. Give me a good argument.
It was kinda fun hanging with her because it reminded me of being around all my parents’ academic friends. I hope I didn’t say anything too godawful stupid.
point of info: Cubs tix on sale online next Friday.
It was kinda fun hanging with her because it reminded me of being around all my parents’ academic friends.
Aw. Now I’m really looking forward to meeting her next week.
ha ha
I thought you said “alcoholic friends”