actual photo of a cheeseburger getting a check-up

Anyone else remember how POORLY their burger w/kelp went over? That thing was even more hated than the intermittently appearing McRib. I don’t know how this new introduction will go besides keeping w/the 2006 meme of “they are shitting in our leafy greens.”

Kelp? Wait, was that the low-fat tastefree thing?

do you want herpes with that?

AIDS in the chicken nuggets!”

fact: the Fry Guys were crab lice!

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the McRib is universally adored and celebrated.